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Yami nervously followed Alexandria up the stairs through her dorm building. It was just an hour earlier when they had embraced each other in the showers and the floodgates were open. Maybe it was the time of year, winter seemed to bring people closer together of course. Or maybe it was just that Yami hadn't been touched in that way by anyone in months. It could also be that Alex is the first girl Yami had ever been intimate with.
The reason didn't really matter, Yami just wanted more.
"I swear, first it's the heating that goes out, then the elevator. Where does all our money even go?" Alex slowed down as they reached the 7th floor.
"Just think of this as a post practice workout." Yami said as she panted lightly from speed-walking up seven flights of stairs.
Alex stopped right next to the exit door. "Well now I'm all sweaty again after our shower. These winter clothes really are not helping." She grabbed Yami's jacket and tugged her closer. "It doesn't help that you have me all hot and bothered too."
Yami grew red in the face and put her hands on Alex's hips. She kissed her friend and playfully bit her lip before she pulled away. "I tend to have that effect on people."
Yami giggled and went to open the door to Alex's floor when her friend grabbed her arm.
"Wait!" Alex lifted her leg and closed her eyes.
'Rrrummp'
A small duck like fart quacked out of her bottom and echoed in the stairwell. Alex laughed, "Farts always sound so fucking good in here, especially with some tight jeans."
Yami laughed at the reverberating fart. "You crazy ho. I don't want to be trapped in here with your farts!" Yami opened the door and walked into the hallway.
"You didn't seem to mind before." Alex followed her through the door and smacked her butt playfully. Yami jumped when she felt her friend's touch and shot an angry smile at her friend.
"Which one is yours?" Yami pointed down the hall at the countless rooms.
"Right in the middle, my roommate just left for break this morning so we should be all alone." Alex said in a sing-song voice as she grabbed Yami's hand and led her down the hallway. Yami just remembered her roommate was sick, and had that one boy coming over. It's a good thing she didn't take Alex there. Mari could rip some impressive sick farts.
"So we get our very own space again?" Yami said trying to sound sexy and seductive. They reached the door and walked in, Alex took off her jacket and hung it up in the closet.
"Mhmm." Alex bent over to untie her shoes and swayed her ass back and forth in front of her friend. Yami started breathing heavier and started to sweat in her heavy jacket.
Alex stood up and sat on her bed, kicking her shoes off, then her socks which she playfully threw at Yami. "Are you just gonna stand there and watch me?"
Yami snapped out of her daze and unzipped her jacket. "I just thought I'd give you a show." Just because Yami had never been with a girl before did not mean that she didn't know what to do. She unzipped her jacket and her sweatshirt and dropped them to her feet. Then she pulled her shirt off and flung it across the room, leaving just her bra.
Alex stared at the girl in awe and unbuttoned her jeans, sliding her pants down slowly.
Yami felt the butterflies in her stomach return as Alex continued to disrobe in front of her. But she quickly turned around and bent over, untying her shoes just like her friend earlier. One of the laces got stuck however and so Yami pulled extra hard.
'Pop pop pop pop'
One of her infamous popping farts crept out from between her cheeks and she snapped up straight, grabbing her ass with both hands. "Fuck," She squeaked.
Alex giggled softly. "It seems your ass isn't done talking yet." She got up and walked over to Yami, wrapping her arms around her. "Sit on the bed. Let me undress my stinky, sexy goddess." Alex whispered into Yami's ear.
The girl silently complied. Still red in the face, Yami sat on the redheads bed and leaned back trying to relax. Alex kneeled down in front of her and unlaced the problem boot, then slid it off. She peeled back her sock and kissed the top of her foot while her hand traveled up Yami's leg. Alex did the same to the other boot and kissed other foot then slowly stood up.
Yami had her eyes closed and had already untied her sweatpants. She shivered as Alex's cold but soft hands reached into her waistband and pulled down her pants. They hit the floor with a soft 'thud' and Yami crossed her legs in anticipation.
"Lie down for me baby." Alex said softly.
Yami moved farther on her bed without opening her eyes. She held her hands on her stomach and squirmed uncomfortably. "I-I don't want to ruin the moment. You're the first girl I've ever been with."
Alex smiled and crawled on the bed, sitting on Yami's thighs. "You're so pretty." She moved her hands away from her stomach. "You look like a princess." She started rubbing and squeezing her thighs. "I want you so bad Yami, everything about you makes me horny." She moved her hands onto Yami's stomach and massaged it, slowly adding pressure until.
'Pweeeeerppp'
'Blaarpt Plllbtt'
Three farts escaped from Yami's ass. The first one sounding like a de tuned trombone, while the last two sounded painful. But Yami groaned in relief and instinctively gripped the blanket as her body gave way.
"How do you feel now baby?" Alex said sweetly.
Yami sat up and smiled when she saw her friend giving her the 'fuck me' eyes. "Better. I'm sorry my farts stink, yours smelled so much sweeter in the showers."
Alex giggled. "Oh you think my farts are sweet?"
Yami blushed. "They're still stinky, but in a good way." She couldn't deny that she was enticed by the way Alex's farts smelled. No one else had gas like that, especially not her roommate.
"Well when you put it that way." Alex took her shirt off, revealing that she was not wearing a bra. "I have a gift for you." Alex sat on her shirt and hunched over, squeezing Yami's soft body. "Mmmmh."
'Brrruummt'
She released a low pitched, very bassy fart into her shirt. Yami watched in awe as Alex pulled the shirt from between her legs and draped it over her face. She breathed in heavily as Alex moved Yami's hands on to her own tits.
"How do I smell?" Alex asked in almost a whisper.
Yami was too worked up to even respond, she didn't even know she would like this. But she was hungry for more. She squeezed Alex's breasts harder, playing with her nipples like they were her own.
Alex moaned louder, she loved how strong Yami was. Her hands were so powerful and her body was beautiful. She ripped the shirt off her friends face and bent over and kissed her. The two girls quickly forgot about the rest of the world and embraced each other until they eventually fell asleep.
The quiet night was livened with the sound of trumpets. Alex woke up around 4 am, which was typical for her, to find the shared bathroom. She crawled out of bed, almost forgetting there was another lady in there with her. She pet Yami's head and appreciated how cute she looked snoring in bed.
Alex slipped on her slides and found some sweatpants and a matching sweater littered on the floor. As she crept to the door, she heard Yami turn over and grunt ever so softly.
'Brrrrmmp'
"Hmmmm," Yami sighed as she rolled back over again. Alex smiled. 'She holds them all day and rips them all night.' With that she opened the door and lazily walked down the hallway.
She heard wretching when she opened the door and found a girl in leggings and a sparkly skirt with her head in the toilet. A victim of late night drinking with no class to worry about.
"Hey hon, you need anything?" Mari walked by and started rubbing the girls back.
"Noooooo, I just want to be here. And then be in my beddddd." The girl heaved but nothing came out. "Owwwww."
Mari sat down next to the girl. "Well I'm sitting here until you go to bed." She kept rubbing the girls back, but her mind was on the girl in her bed.
"My dumb roommate won't EVER leave the room. It's like she hates when people try to have fun. And can I tell you a secret?" The girl leaned in before Alex could refuse. "I ALWAYS have to fart." The girl leaned over and shot out a cute squeaky fart in Alex's direction.
'Pfffmmt'
"All. The. Time." The girl went back to resting her head on the toilet.
Alex sat stunned for a couple seconds and then laughed. "Your roommate is missing out on all of your cute toots. They sound like a little mouse, she should appreciate your gift." Alex leaned in closer. "Can I tell you a secret?"
The girl looked up with a confused look on her face. Alex leaned over and pushed.
'Blaaapt'
"Mhh. Man I had to push for that one." The drunk girl smiled and laughed.
"That sounded like your asshole ripped open. Aww why can't we be roommates?" The girl hugged Alex and whispered in her ear. "I want to go to bed now please."
"Ok hon, lets go." She helped the girl up and walked her back to her room. The girl fumbled with the lock and eventually got the door open. She didn't have much to say, but she did turn around and kiss Alex on the cheek.
"Goodnight hon." Alex closed the door and went back to the bathroom, almost forgetting why she was in the bathroom in the first place. She sat down on the toilet and rested her head in her hands, nearly drifting off to sleep.
Alex collected her thoughts and walked back to her room. She gingerly took her pants and shirt off and crawled back into the warm bed with Yami. When she lifted the covers, a smell hit her nose with inexplicable force.
'Oh my god girl, I was gone for like 15 minutes. And it's only the first day of break.' She breathed deeply to get used to the smell and moved between Yami's arms, drifting off to sleep in her stinky embrace.
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