There are many ways to beat the cold Northeast winters. Showering with your teammates is one way, but Yami already has that covered. Mari instead was shivering under 4 blankets in her dorm room. She had contracted some virus from the countless nights staying up late studying. This upcoming exam had her by the throat, but defeat was not an option.

Since her last run in with Seamus, they had studied together three times. Each time she was prepared, meditation to counter the stress, stretching and dieting to alleviate gas, and the nicest tank tops to show off her girls. There were only two problems; Mari told Seamus to come to her room to study tonight, and she forgot to tell him she was sick.

Mari kicked off her blankets and shuffled over to the dinky heating unit up against the wall. She wiped her nose and with a shaky hand turned the knob on the heater a fourth time, no response.

"God. Dammit." She kicked the heater once, then again, then a few more times for good measure.

"Where the fuck is Yami, practice ended like 40 minutes ago." She took off her sweatshirt and peeled off her sports tank. Mari wondered how she could be freezing while sweating her ass off. She threw the tank on the busted heater and put the oversized sweatshirt back on.

"This place is gonna be my grave." Mari crawled back into bed and peeled her socks off when she heard a knock at the door.

"Dumb bitch forgot her key again." Mari got up from the bed and walked over to the door, stopping with her hand on the knob. She closed her eyes and squeezed.

'Frrt'

"A nice welcome home gift." A short fart buzzed out of her rear into the fuzzy sweatpants, warming her cold cold ass.

She turned the knob and swung the door open, "took you long enough Puta..." She froze, staring at the man of her dreams. The seconds of silence seemed to pass for hours until Seamus piped up.

"I thought I knew all the strange American Swear words, but that is a new one." He smiled and looked her up and down confused. "You look like you were just out in the cold?"

"It's uhh, it's not American. Uhmm, yeah uh, so do you." Mari stuttered and ran her hand through her hair, finally realizing her mistake.

"It's a bit of a trek from my dorm, but it honestly doesn't feel much warmer in here." Seamus shuffled, holding his bag and winter coat. "Are we still studying today?"

Mari snapped out of her fugue when she smelled her release from a minute earlier. "Yeah! Yes, sorry. I've been fucking like, sick I think. But uhh, come in! I am not sending you out into that again."

Seamus smiled. "Great! We have some work to do anyways." He shuffled in and took off his layers.

"Yeah uh, just throw your stuff wherever." Mari frantically waved the space behind her ass and quickly rearranged her hair. "What are we studying again?"

"Well we spent all last week cramming, so I thought we'd give our brains a break." He reached in his bag and pulled out some card games. "Unless you really wanted to hit the books that is."

Mari couldn't help but smile. "I will send you back out into the blizzard if you pull out a textbook. I'm not even joking."

The two of them sat on her bed and played games for hours. Laughing, talking, and shivering until they were pressed up against each other.

"Christ, I think I can see me own breath in here." Seamus put down his cards and started rubbing his hands together.

"Yeah the heater is broken. But that's why I have all these blankets." Mari moved the game off of her bed and grabbed two blankets from the floor.

"Those are great and all, but I remember learning in class that body heat is the most efficient way of staying warm." He grinned at Mari and started to lie down.

Blushing from his smooth remark, Mari turned over and melted into being the little spoon. She closed her eyes and swayed her hips back and forth as she started to feel truly warm for the first time all day. Seamus pet her hair as she slowly relaxed.

Maybe it was the cold, or all the focus talking to the man in her bed, but Mari's stomach had given her a break during their whole date. At least up until now. Her body was safe and warm and relaxed, which means she needs a reality check.

She first noticed her stomach rumbling. Mari cupped a hand over her stomach but absolutely did not want to get up. She squirmed in Seamus' arms for what seemed like an eternity, and eventually rolled over to face him.

They locked eyes and all Mari could say was, "I'm so sorry."

'Pffffp'

She arched her back, pointing her ass up into the air, and released a small puff of gas away from her cuddle buddy. With her face turning red, she buried it into Seamus' chest, squeezing him even harder.

"It's all right Ma..." Seamus got cut off by her ass.

'Rppppprrrttt'

This one was bubbly and sounded like a small engine trying to start up. Mari groaned in horror while Seamus laughed at her gaseous release.

"And here I thought you were going to kiss me. Instead you became my personal space heater." He rubbed her back as she looked up at him.

"Shut. Up. I can't believe I did it again." She playfully punched his arm. "You're really enjoying how absolutely embarrassing this." He was, maybe more than she thought. It wasn't specifically her farts per say, but Seamus loved whenever she let her guard down a bit and truly opened up.

"Well maybe this is just your funny way of telling me how relaxed you are." He brushed her hair outta her face and smiled.

Mari's heart skipped a beat when he touched her. She bit her lip and closed her eyes, moving her face closer to Seamus until their lips met. They stayed locked together in that kiss for what felt like hours. Their bodies forgot about the cold and their noses forgot about the smell as they eventually pulled away from each other.

They opened their eyes and Mari broke the silence first. "Seamus... Move your hand."

He looked at her confused and realized that his hand had grabbed her ass. "Oh fuck, I'm so sorry." He stammered on as he moved his hand off of her body. "I didn't mean to..."

Mari put a finger over his lips and grunted.

'Pllllbbraaapt'

A sloppy and noisy fart exploded out of her bottom. She smiled at him with a satisfied look on her face and moved his hand back onto her ass. "I didn't want you in the blast zone."

Seamus sat there stunned at her confidence and just gave her ass a hearty squeeze. Mari squeaked at his touch and bit her lip again. The two kissed aggressively and with a new unrestrained passion that threw the blanket off onto the floor again. Mari's smell was released into the room but neither of them cared, they were both lost in each other's embrace.