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***LIMITED TIME OFFER***
Back, by public demand (well.......thats what I tell myself.....anyway).
BLOWJOB LESSONS!!!
Never and easy "job" to take on...........so many variables and unknows, and if you're inexperienced, the whole idea can seem a little daunting right?
WRONG!
My blowjob lessons will be tailored to your experience, with thorough assesments taking place before any "guidance" is offered, all in a clean, safe environment (honest........I'll hoover that day and everything!). So be you a cougar, or first timer, this course is IDEAL!
My teaching methods involve none of the silly "scene play" some people insist on, the idea is to make the whole experience fun, entertaining (and kinda fucking horny)............without any of the silly pretence or play acting (*aside from this shameless attempt to get a blowjob........obviously!)
I take a relaxed, laid back attitude to teaching (unless teeth get involved!!!), and am happy to take my time and allow my student to call the pace.
Other activities available should a student be interested, please dm for details.
Once you feel confident in your abilities, you can try your oral exam, and should you pass (lets be honest, a fucking vacuum cleaner could pass at the moment!)..........there will be a certificate presented to you (as long as the printer is working, its only a cheap job from Asda!).
Strictly limited to the first 5000 applicants, BOOK EARLY TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT!!!
Hope to hear from you soon.
Regards
"The most hopelessley optimistic guy on the Planet!"
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