Let's get right down to it. I'm not particularly tall, or fit, or hung, or any of that shit that people are always advertising for. If that's all you're looking for, then thanks for your time, but you should probably keep looking.
Here's what I CAN offer. I have a killer voice. I've had several announcer gigs. I am GOOD at praise. I have heard from multiple partners that I can make any woman feel beautiful and desired. So if you need to be sweet-talked into finding out just how good a girl you are, I'm your man. And on that note, I'm also quite the cunning linguist as well. I really enjoy making you make some noise. I want everyone in a 300 foot radius to know you've arrived. As for bonus features, I have a great ass and eyes.
As for what I'm looking for*: I want a toy. Someone young and petite who just wants an older man to break her in. I'm a sweet guy irl, and I just wanna know what it feels like to use someone. To just skip straight from "hi, what's your name?" to "take your clothes off and get on the bed." I wanna feel your tiny body squirm under mine as I try to split you up the middle.
So what do you think? You want to make a middle-aged dad's fantasy real? DM me and let's get to it!
*I'm not in the habit of rejecting people for arbitrary qualifications. If I piqued your interest, shoot your shot even if you're not what I'm looking for. The worst that can happen is you flatter a stranger who will let you know if he's not interested in the gentlest way possible.
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