As another year of Bottomist propaganda draws to a close, I thought it would be uplifting and educational for all of us to share the stories of how we got Deep Blue Pilled and woke up to the truth (hint: the bottom is a lie).

I’ll start.

Roughly five years ago, I was vacationing with the family in Central America when I learned about this and I. Was. Shook. If there can be such a huge hole in the “bottom” so close to land, how can we believe anything Big Bottom says about the 95% of the ocean beyond our shorelines? Why could submarines possibly be so important except as a way through? I started doing my research and I found this sub (best community in the whole internet, btw).

Thanks for being part of this journey with me and here’s to 2020: the year the truth rises to the top!