Hello all shaving fanatics. I realized I hadn't posted a recipe in some time (or posted at all for that matter). While manscaping in the shower this morning with a Gillette Single Ring in silver plate and some Southern Witchcrafts Necromancer, I decided I need to change that.

• 1/2 lb per person peeled and cooked shrimp
  
• 2 lemons juiced
  
• 1/4 bunch cilantro roughly chopped
  
• 1 can of black beans (per 2 people)
  
• 1 jar of pickled spicy banana peppers
  

Combine all ingredients in a large bowl, with banana peppers to taste (I mean, you can use the whole jar, but your toilet will thank you if you don't). Serve and enjoy.

That's it, it's really that simple. This makes for a terrific Tuesday night when you have to get the kids from soccer late and something needs to be thrown together. It's delicious, filling, and with swimsuit weather upcoming, it's a pretty low calorie recipe.

So give it a try, unless you're shellfish allergic, I'm betting you will enjoy it.

* Note: why is there a recipe on my wet shaving sub? I've been doing this periodically for years and the mods allow me some special dispensation for posting waaaay off topic on a Friday. Some people seem to enjoy it, so I try to keep it up occasionally. If you're not one of those people, feel free to downvote or tell me to fuck off.