You may have noticed that I've been reviewing non-artisan bath soaps. No doubt some of you out there have read my reviews and decided I don't know what I'm talking about and you could write a better review with one arm tied behind your back. Well, this is your chance. I'm giving away a couple of the bath bars I've reviewed so someone else can share their thoughts.

The winner of this PIF will receive:

• One 5-ounce bar of Dr Bronner's citrus soap
• One 150g bar of Mitchell's Wool Fat soap

If you'd like to post your own review of these fine, non-artisan, soap-like products, that's be great. But let's be honest, most of you are only in this to play a bit of PIF poker.

CONUS only due to me being lazy.

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Edit to add a clarification: These are new and unopened bars of soap. I'm not just going to bag up my used bath soaps and send them to the winner (unless that winner turns out to be Hyva).