Participants from the unscented torture side contest shaving on 9/1.

I honestly can't decide what I dislike more, unscented shaving products or this terrible terrible contest that I dreamt into existence. Seriously, I can't decide if it's because I feel bad doing this to you people crazy enough to try or if it's because it's my busiest time of the year, but this contest drives me crazy! My pain is your gain though!

Before I get to the stats and winners, a HUGE thanks to u/zingariman for volunteering to cosponsors this with me. Not only will our 6 winners receive a free Hydration Potion along with my prizes, but Heather also agreed to match my donation of $15 per finisher to the JED Foundation!

Much to my horror, year 3 has proven to be the biggest year yet for this stupid contest. 17 brave souls set out on this journey and 14 of those crazies finished the damn thing! That means a grand total of $420 will be headed to the JED Foundation. That part does certainly make this contest more enjoyable.

Now for the winner, although 14 finished only 6 are bringing home a prize for their efforts. All winners were choosen by random.org.

3rd Place
SBS bath soap or shampoo bar and Zingari Hydration Potion.
u/_walden_
u/Mrlamper1
u/RiverRatAg14

2nd Place
SBS soap and splash set and Zingari Hydration Potion.
u/Bulana
u/gosutoneko

1st Place
Custom SBS shave brush handle and Zingari Hydration Potion.
u/Degensfromupcountry

(Note if any of the 3rd place winners are international, a substitute prize will be awarded as I'm not paying international shipping for a bar of soap!)

That's all folks, as much as I hate this contest, I absolutely admire those of you crazy enough to take it on. I hope you enjoy your beautiful smelling shaves for the rest of the year.