Hi. It's PIF time again.

FAQ:

God. Damnit.

Noted

How much conk are you sending this time?

None

But actually how much?

None

But seriously...

Ok maybe some, but probably none

Ok, what is the PIF?

A featured product on Try That Soap

Wut

Great question. As some of you may be aware, Try That Soap has a featured product section at the top of the page. There are several ways to have a product feature, most of which involve cash money As some of you may also be aware, letting the internet have any sort of control over this has made me the victim of clever trolling.

All things considered, this is probably deserved and game recognizes game.

Less shilling, more talking

Ok, so what I'm offering up are 4 featured product spots for you, the lovely community that would absolutely not take this opportunity to further troll me. Have your favorite product featured for all to see! Have your least favorite product for all to see! Whatever you'd like!

Can I have Conk featured again?

No, but actually a begrudgingly yes

The product I want to feature isn't on the site

Add it and I'll get it added in a few months

What does Caber get out of this?

Caber already got 47 pucks of Conk. He's fine

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How do I win?

4 closest numbers will get a week long feature.

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