Wetshaver: "Bad pun bro"

/u/ufrendlipiro: "Ackshually, it's not what you think..."

Wetshaver: "We get it, bidets clean your butt"

/u/urfrendlipiro: "It could be soap. Soap can clean you too"

Wetshaver: "But it's not. Bidets are literally the only thing you talk about"

/u/urfrendlipiro: "..."

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Smug ass wetshaver. Yes, it's a bidet PIF. No there's no soap. No I'm not sending it tomorrow. No it's not the $2,000 one. Yes it'll come eventually. No I don't know which one yet. Yes stonks only go up. Yes they're all kind of sold out right now. Yes you can read more about them here. Yes you can enter if you already have one but you should probably let the people see the light. CONUS only because it's coming from Amazon.

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