Gooooood morning, you beautiful people.

I'm here with a belated PIF and for my transgressions against the community, I have lowered the karmic requirement from 150 to 100.

Now then. For this final PIF, I have for you two shave-ready straight razors and a strop.

One of them is a Clauss 5/8 Full Hollow. The other is a Wade & Butcher razor but I don't know the specs. The strop is, well, a strop.

Here's the story behind these: I won these in a PIF several months ago. I was overjoyed to receive them and couldn't wait to try them out. And then they sat in my den. And they sat. And they sat some more. Finally, I came to terms that I am a basic bitch who is frightened and threatened by change and that learning how to shave with a straight was a stressful learning experience that I did not wish to go through. Truth be told, friends, I feel bad for even entering that PIF in the first place. PIF'ing them away now is the only way I know to atone for that particular sin.

Disclaimer: Being the basic bitch that I am, I do not know how to maintain these things and can offer exactly zero advice. I was told by the gentlemen that sent them that they were shave-ready. Obviously I did not test them and I don't know if a straight razor can become not-shave-ready if they sit for too long. What I'm getting at here is that I take no responsibility for any injuries that may occur in the use of these blades. None whatsoever. So if you win this thing and carve your face the hell up, don't come a-cryin' to me. I ain't got no fucks over here.

This PIF will remain open for approx. 48 hours and will close sometime Wednesday morning. Mods will roll the dice for me. Pick a number between 1-500. Closest one, under or over, gets the loot.

Bad pic of loot.

Go.

EDIT: I always forget to mention it but this thing is worldwide.

THIS PIF IS NOW CLOSED.