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The Forsaken need mottoes, right?
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All good villains need a catchphrase. Believing that this lack caused the loss of the War of Power, the Dark One gathers in the Forsaken...

Dark One: MY CHOSEN, YOU MUST EACH CHOOSE A MOTTO TO INSPIRE YOU AND THE TEAM TO VICTORY.

Graendal: [Adjusts neckline] How about... "I'll show them. I'll show them all!"

Dark One: NOT BAD. THEMATIC, A LITTLE UNHINGED, A LITTLE SAUCY. I LIKE IT.

Semirhage: "No pain, no gain."

Dark One: JESUS, WOMAN, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

Semirhage: [Sniffs]

Sammael: Okay, I've got one--

Demandred: Yours should be, "If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."

Other Forsaken: OOOOOOOHHHH!

Sammael: Jerk.

Demandred: Or, "Good things come in small packages"

Sammael: Why you little--

Lanfear: Demandred, I've slept with you and with Lews Therin. You should keep the "small package" one for yourself.

Semirhage: Damn. That one hurt me.

Dark One: CHILDREN, CALM DOWN. MOGGY DEAR, STOP HIDING IN THE CLOSET AND GIVE US YOUR MOTTO.

Moghedien: Um... how about "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

Dark One: NICE. LANFEAR?

Lanfear: "I'm the prettiest thing that ever lived"

Rahvin: Nah, yours should be "Give side-piece a chance."

[Lanfear leaps into a flying tackle and starts pummeling Rahvin]

Dark One: [sighs] MORIDIN, WOULD YOU PLEASE RESET THE "INTRA-FORSAKEN VIOLENCE" COUNTER BACK TO ZERO DAYS?

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