In the face of sudden regime changes around the world and the extrajudicial military harming of civilian enterprises (what happened to commercial shipping when the Norwegians mined the whole Danish strait), Teafee Shack must protect its interests by any means necessary. It will therefore start another division to provide for the security of Teafee Shack property around the world, the Teafee Private Military Company.

Teafee will seek to recruit Weltskrieg and other military veterans from all over the world to provide an experienced and hardened force at a low cost (troop stamina matters less when the purpose of the troops are just to guard locations and occasionally do more grueling tasks, instead of advancing for days at a time.) They will be light infantry with motorized vehicles and Canadian weapons. Teafee Shack has put out feelers and recruitment notices in many different countries that are suspected of having tons of veterans idle: Bulgaria, the Ottoman Empire, Ireland, Canada, South Africa, Russia, to see who wants to be paid above standard wages to join the Teafee paramilitary forces. Fresh troops will be paid less and be mostly relegated to backend duties. They will train in a base in Ireland for the time being due to its proximity to many conflict hot points.

We seek to recruit a force of up to 1000 soldiers for the time being to be placed in an undersized 1st Infantry Division as well as buy equipment from Canada.

Unstated but widely known is that the company can be hired by countries to enact their bidding.