With all of this talk of war and chemical attacks kicking about, it's more important than ever for you to patronize the best coffee shop/bar hybrid you can!

cut to shots (images in the case of a print ad) of smiling Mittelafrikan and Venezuelan coffee farm laborers

At Teafee Shack, we believe in the power of international capitalist collaboration to better the livelihoods of everyone! When you buy a Teafee drink at one of our stores, you directly support the empowerment of countries all over the world, from Australasia to Mittelafrika to Venezuela to Ireland! In the time of ideological war, we must unite behind a common force to strengthen our bonds as collective humanity.

shots of Irish and Australasian cows feeding peacefully in their pastures

What does this mean for the end consumer? Fresh, world-class ingredients go into every drink. The finest coffee beans in the world are collected in Venezuela and Mittelafrika, the freshest milk powder from Ireland and Australasia, and the most fragrant fruit aromas from El Salvador combine to form a true treat for your senses. Our signature Draught is made from techniques perfected by Guinness Beer over generations. This is all done at a low cost, which is passed onto the consumer.

shots of the construction of Teafee Shacks around the world

There is no better time to visit a Teafee Shack than today! Come experience the global phenomenon that has rocked the free world! Share a drink with someone from a different hemisphere in a clean and orderly environment! Taste the world!