Economists in Germany have been eager to announce to the Kaiser as well as concerned businessmen across the homeland over the reports of a recent drop in the stocks.

Why is this drop something good to report? Actually, it's evidence of a raging bull says one economist, Ludwig Katzenbach.

"This recent 2% drop in the market is proof and evidence that we are going to see another drop by roughly 10% before, what in stocks is known as a raging bull, the market will instantly shoot back up and we will see almost a 200% increase."

It marks the beginning of what is an 'economic golden age' for German businesses abroad. "We feel that Germany will become the richest country in the world."

Following this news, a number of businesses within the nation have decided to expand with investors continuing to invest, hoping to buy as the stock market dips and see massive gains as this "raging bull" pushes them into wealth.

"Buy low, sell high!"