When it’s announced on social media that the girls are joining together, it’s unexpected, even a shock. Not only have “girl groups” fallen out of fashion in the music industry, but these women are all already established or at the very least striking out on strong, ambitious solo careers. It doesn’t make any sense…

In fact, it didn’t make sense to the participants themselves, but their agents were all able to convince them, exorbitant amounts of money behind this collaboration. And once the stars are all moved in together, being pampered with more free food, apparel, and other merchandise than ever before is a lifestyle beyond any TikTok influencer’s dream. What’s not to like?

And of course, the stir they cause only grows. With their new collaborative music being polarizing, provocative, and introducing new themes and ideas, it’s the talk of the town, positive or negative. Not to mention all the advertising deals the girls start popping up in… they’re everywhere….

Little does anybody know it, not the girls nor their increasingly rabid fans, but this whole thing has been put together by a large conglomerate, having seen the power of pop stars to influence culture and hoping to seize control of the cultural narrative, creating the perfect pop star figureheads to use as their indulgent, gaining, and corrupting champions! As these girls, all moved in together and supervised by assistants and producers, each is being molded into their new persona, the perfect one for being a surrogate for a gluttonous lifestyle.

I have a lot of more specific ideas of how this could potentially go and who specifically we might draft into this new group of stars, but I don’t want to railroad us in any particular direction before we’ve even met! So if anybody or any themes crossed your mind while reading this, please do share when you reach out - chats or DMs are fine. I’m looking for something that is progressive slowburn while also culminating in a major, total transformation of the cast.

I’m generally into and would be particularly into include: weight gain (surprise surprise) slob, messy eating, gas (both kinds), wardrobe malfunctions and outgrowing clothing, long/messy/greasy hair, degradation, humiliation, denial, any mental hijinx and antics really, intox, personality changes… and much more! Can’t wait to hear from you!