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[M4F] The Ripest Pears Out There
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TrueGootsBerzook is a male looking for a female
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You could have sworn these pants just fit you last week, or this past weekend, or yesterday. Some time ago, this would have meant another annoying trip to the store, but that's a foregone conclusion now. Nothing you'd find at normal stores would be able to fit your inconveniently big lower half anymore. Probably hadn't been able to for a long time. One more desperate fight against the inevitable, trying to get your stretchy pants over your bulbous butt, and you hear that riiiip you're so familiar with now. Another pair of pants ruined by your gloriously overgrown ass.

Chair problems had been common with you forever. They'd creak and whine anytime you'd try to sit anywhere other than the comfiest, plushest couches, for only that level of plush could match your own. And hell, you could swear the creaking of any chair would only get worse over the course of any meal you ate. Anything and everything you eat seems to go right below the belt every time, as if your lower half had an insatiable appetite of its own.

Annoying, inconvenient, unflattering, all these things could be said about your life lugging around that beautiful bottom, but such if life, as they say. For the most overly blessed among women come with their own benefits, no? The exotic superiority, shall we say, in being so overly blessed by nature. It is an unreachable dream for many, and a dream come true for many more. A gift and a curse, inconvenient and alluring - what a beautiful conundrum you live with being such an overdeveloped pear.

If this describes you or something you wish for yourself, please drop me a chat or PM, as there is truly no better way to relieve the stress of working in a call center than with a stressfully big butt. Whether you wish it could be more convenient or even less so, the door is always open, as long as your hips can fit through.

Kinks: Curvy women, BDSM, being dominant, mommy-dom, older women, excessive ass/breasts, female weight gain, breast, butt, pregnant, berry expansion, pregnancy/breeding, female weight gain, inconvenient sexual characteristics, lactation/breastfeeding

Limits: feet, armpit, being humiliated, bathroom, furry, cuckhold

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