The pork joke at the end is a very old joke https://www.afewjokes.co.uk/sex/a-priest-and-a-rabbi/

You are the tiniest woman in the school

I was in my final year when you were in first year And when you were in your final year I returned as a trainee priest and teacher and all the girls wanted to f*ck me

they didn't say like that of course. They said I was "dreamy" but the truth is they wanted my cock all up inside of them filling them with forbidden priestly cum

and because I was a very-reverend I was forbidden fruit that just made it hotter

Now you're starting your first job in your old school Not as a teacher - as an admin assistant. And you're going to make it happen You seduce me

You manage to arrange it so that I walk in on you fucking three of the football team just as they finish in you and on you They are legal and you aren't their teacher - so this isn't even illegal - but it surely feels that way Although it would be difficult to view a tiny woman like you getting POUNDED by three fully-grown men as rape

You tell them you'll deal with this and send them on their merry way. You tell me that if I keep quiet about this then you'll give me a kiss

I say that I don't want to kiss you corner me and kiss me I taste their cum in your mouth.

You get me to admit that - yes - I did fancy you when you were a student. But it would have been so wrong obviously - immoral and illegal

And you explain that it isn't illegal now. although its still immoral of course

but you still want to do it - you still want to pretend to be that schoolgirl who wanted a "very reverend" inside of her.

And you love the soutane. You love the idea of being bent over the desk in the science lap with your skirt up around your waist with the skirts of my soutane covering you while I fill your pussy with my forbidden priestly seed

I try to resist you. And I do. Until you call by the science lab one Friday afternoon wearing your old school uniform and you get that forbidden cock all up inside of you you get to fulfil your dream of taking my virginity and feeling your slutty cunt filled with that forbidden seed

And once you've got me....you've got me

Once I have  fallen to the temptations of the flesh I visit you at your house and you give me a little something to ensure I sleep deeply afterwards and when I wake up you kiss me and I get erect again and I feel pain Yes - that would be the cage. With the rod. You pierced my foreskin while I was out - its just a tiny prick through the foreskin but it means I cannot possibly remove my cage

and you are going to wear my key around the school. Along with caged-cock earrings

after hours you dress up in school uniform and make me worship your pussy

There's nothing illegal about what we're doing - I'm breaking my vows of course but this is all completely legal

but we like to pretend it isn't

I like to pretend that you still are my student and that if I stop worshipping your teenaged pussy that you can have me arrested

I love cumming inside of you though I always thought you were a teenaged slut

frankly I'm amazed you didn't end up as pregnant slut. that is my own bias showing  of course I thought because you were slutty and you weren't good at school that you weren't that smart.

And you are slutty - really slutty - I love that about you. I love that you're a slut but I was wrong about how smart you are....you are smart....really smart.

I hope we get caught. I hope I get thrown out. I don't care anymore Being your caged priest is SO MUCH better than pork