Like many of you I was initially excited to see a list of Top 10 Weakpot Hunks make its way to the top of the “Hot” (lol!) queue. However, my excitement quickly gave way to dismay as I read through the list and realized that, for lack of a better word, it was “wrong.” The inclusions and exclusions were clearly arbitrary and colored by influences that fell well outside the traditional qualities we apply to a “hunk”: strong, masculine, brave, andsoforth.

To rebut this, I have included here my own list of the top 10 weakpot “hunks” using a far more objective and fair evaluation process. Disagree? Sorry, but rationality and discernment outstrip your fickle emotions no matter what you say to me. Without further ado, here are the top 10 REAL weakpot hunks.

10. That Guy We Don’t Talk About

We don’t fuckin’ talk about this guy!

9. Masterballoonier

Included so that I don’t appear biased against the disgusting British people.

8. Nobody773

“One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” I imagine Nobody is happy too. With everything.

7. Godsbaesment

- Just here as a placeholder

8. Rumors002

Rumors002 is everything a man should be and more. Whether its eschewing traditional, outmoded moral traditions to jump down people’s throat if they tap you on the shoulder or harboring a grudge against someone at the gym who you’ve never spoken to, this one takes the rulebook and throws it out the damn window. Better yet, smacks you in the head! Rumors002 boasts lifts that are stronger than most men. On lifting: “It's a way to tell society to fuck off and that I do not conform to societal norms.”

5. lll--------llll or whatever

Rene DeFuckme amiright?

4. Manassisthenew6pack

A sort of once in a generation quiet charisma that belies a quick wit and a taste for the novel and the dangerous. Rarely posts to the sub anymore as he has outgrown it and spends his time with more rigorous pursuits.

3. Jamie Lewis

Upon founding Chaos And Pain supplements Jamie Lewis took an oath of kayfabe to model his life after the hyper-aggressive branding that the company was adopting. However, I have it on good authority that in his private life his kind, sensitive side shines through and he’s willing to talk at length on animal rights and social justice. Jamie carries a special empathy for those with inherited genetic disabilities due to his height.

2. LukeSwolewalker

The dude can fly jets.

1. Thrusthamster

In the archetypal hero’s quest, a pure, perfect protagonist is cast out from his home tribe. I can’t wait to see what’s “coming” in the second act. ;)