Hello, We are a married couple that is seasoned in the lifestyle. We are looking for other married couples, woman, well hung men (this means over 7.5 in. No exceptions) please read after this!

We're tired of flakes, 20 yo guys that have zero social skills and respond with "sup" . So, here's some more requirements for you to be taken seriously.

What we are looking for: We are both Bi . She's fully bi, he's orally bi. We're looking for the same thing as it makes it so much more fun. That doesn't mean if you aren't we won't consider you. She's looking for DVP and really wants to try it. Read later for stats.

Single guys:

1. If you are married and cheating, don't bother.. it's a shitty thing to do and we ALWAYS find out

2. Put some actual thought into your response. One or two word answers get deleted and blocked.. if you can't form a sentence or or some effort in, we aren't going to either

3. Men that try and pretend that they are females to get pics should immediately go to the roof and punch yourself in the balls. We always figure you out as well.

4. Hung means hung. Not "nobody ever complained" or "I'm 5 in, but I'm really good in bed" if you aren't what we are looking for just move on. It's nothing personal

5. Creepy, Jason Voorhees vibes aren't sexy guys. Neither are pushy ones that are like "can I just fuck her and you watch? "

Couples. You are who we are looking for. We really want friendship In and it the bedroom. That being said ONS are fine as well. Just be honest with what you want. We have no time for jealousy and neither do you so be secure with decision to do this.

Ladies- you're fine.. we love you

He is 6ft 4, 250. Stocky, has a light beard and is bald (it actually fits him)
He is a full, thick 8 inches. He's snipped a well. He's orally bi and loves threesome and more. Very open to new things and kinks

She's a HAPA. 5ft 6 160 and has lost 80 lbs this year. She's sexy, in really great shape and a great diet. She loves woman, hung men and loves DVP. she can't stand anal, it's fully off the table. She's really open to most things and can deepthroat like a champ.

Hit us up and have a pic to swap.