https://imgur.com/a/cecqpHn

If you're a guy, read the entire post top to bottom if you're interested. We're very particular and won't respond to guys that aren't what we're looking for. If you're a woman, it's your world. Don't let no random posters on the internet tell you what to do.

HER: I don't think her weight qualifies her as a "BBW" but she's definitely thick (maybe like Raven-Symone in the View thick, but not batshit crazy). She's mid 30s and black and white, but if you're looking for someone that looks black, she's probably not blackish enough to be on Black-ish as a guest starring cousin. Most think she's a Latina or Middle Eastern... or white judging by how rarely she gets randomly selected at the airport. She's submissive, wants to be told what to do (but not like, laundry, she was very explicit with me on that point during our last session), and is happy to be dominated in a variety of ways. She wants you to direct any questions to me during any encounters. She's a proud slut she says (I think she's more an aspiring one, she's still in single digit dicks, that's not like even a K-pop band) and is happy to be called it during play. She loves sci-fi, horses, spending my money, fantasy, games (particularly Genshin Impact right now), making clothes/costumes, spending my money, and other nerdy stuff that can be expressed through spending my money (the more I type this, the more I'm wondering if I'm posting this on the wrong site, is it "sugadaddy.com" or "sugardaddy.com?").

(FEMALE) YOU: You're attractive and want to take a strap on to her. We'll supply the strap on... and if you're short haired, cute, and want to dominate her (or be dominated by me with her), we'll buy you dinner, move you in, and support you quitting your job (we'll start with dinner though but the rest isn't off the table). If you also wear glasses we may throw in a pony (we have 2, so this is not as generous as it sounds).

(MALE) YOU: White/white passing (she gets black dick daily and is trying to plan a diversity initiative for her vagina). Under 40. Better endowed than average (the bigger the better). Left leaning politically. Will not be frightened by our overly friendly dogs. Willing to be video recorded (you can wear a mask but will definitely not be allowed to record or take photos yourself). If you're going to start your DM out with a dick pic it had better have a ruler behind it and be of truly impressive proportions because I don't like to open my mailbox and have a penis jump out at me. I'd rather you include a picture of your recent STI results up front, which we'll definitely require before play. If you're attached, your significant other must be willing to either join us or confirm to us by phone she's aware you're glazing some other slut's jugs. No long hair. Short beard (with or without a mustache) or clean shaven. If you have a mustache, it must not be a handlebar mustache or anything too fancy (unless you are Dr. Robotnik complete with gadgets... that vibrate) and you must have a beard with it. Not submissive and not an arrogant asshole. Good hygiene. Confident or dominant is great, but in any event, you must be able to tell her what you want her to do--she's not going to take any initiative (I keep telling her to remove that from her work resume but she said she'd rather stay home, spend my money, and bang random guys). If you want her to call you something other than your name, "daddy" or "sir" is fine. "Master" or anything unusual is off limits. She had a guy once want to call her Padawan and him master and the force was not with him that day. No aftercare, cuddling, or anything else that's super affectionate. She's here to be used as your sexual plaything, not be your GFE. During, you can call her slutty names, tie her up, pin her down, and/or ask her how great you are. Otherwise be respectful and complementary to both me and her. If you let the videos on pornhub inform how you talk to me I'll send you home with hurt feelings as I explain that if you do have a bigger dick than me (god bless you), it won't be by much, and I still make more than you, have a bigger house, am better in bed (lucky for you, there are other places to throw her down at), am more highly educated, and overall more successful all while battling the forces of systemic racism. You don't really need to bring anything except yourself--we have a wide array of toys, boner pills, lube, and condoms. If during an encounter you're not going to get her off, make sure to tell her that and expressly forbid her from cumming. That's right gentlemen, this is your rare opportunity to not satisfy a woman and have it come off as a plus. If you haven't done this before and have concerns about your ability to perform while I'm looking over your shoulder and critiquing your work, let's talk about it if you otherwise fit the bill, especially if you're intelligent, educated, and share some of her above interests. We'd be interested in someone to make this a regular thing with, including stopping by for quickies during the day (after clearing it with us, I like surprise dick pics and surprise dicks about the same amount), so we might be fine with a longer getting to know you period to get everyone comfy. Your DM should start out "Speak Friend and Enter" if you've read all this.