You: 20-55, DDF with recent testing, at least a little kinky and very sex positive. Someone who sees chubbiness as a feature rather than a flaw (soft, warm, enveloping cuddles and greater thrusting inertia for starters!) open to relationship status as long as it doesn’t bring unnecessary drama.

Me: If you like big, strong, chubby men with facial hair and tattoos, then you’ll love me. Think football player who got soft. I’m 6’3” with brown hair, green eyes, and glasses. I’m a bit of an introvert, but once comfortable I can be very fun and funny. Smart, witty, funny and self-deprecating, but also caring and attentive. I am a multifaceted individual with lots of stories and experiences to share. I have a diverse set of interests which include learning about history and other cultures, travel, creative pursuits like woodworking and photography, as well as nerdy things like D&D. I can communicate in movie and stand up quotes, especially 90s and 2000s comedies, but I’m also well-read and college educated.

My ideal arrangement would see us have conversations and exchange messages as time permits, with meet ups every week or two, or at least once a month. This is obviously flexible, but is a good starting point for discussions. No rush, but definitely be serious about meeting up.

Sexual compatibility:

• I enjoy kinky roleplay and dirty talk, oral sex, anal, bodywriting, orgasm denial/edging/overstimulation, multiple partners, age gaps, size gaps, odd couples, and lots more. Breeding/creampies and risky play are probably my biggest kink, and I am into both roleplaying fantasy breeding as well as actual risky play with fluid-bonded partners. This is not a deal breaker for me as I know it’s a long shot, but if someone out there has the same kink, I’d love to play it out! Otherwise okay with proving recent testing and/or other forms of protection.

• My penis is average length and fairly thick, as well as circumcised. I tend to produce large loads. It sounds bizarre to just throw that out there, but some people want to know. Sorry if it’s an overshare.

• I’m open to being a third for couples or a playmate for a hotwife, and have experience as a bull and a third.

• I’m a giving lover and have decent stamina. I’d love to ensure you receive multiple orgasms each time we meet if you are able.

I am open to age, race, and body types. I’m more interested in finding the right chemistry than checking attraction boxes. Reach out if you have questions or think we might be a good fit. I love chatting with people, even if we don’t find a connection. If the post is still up, I’m still looking! Every message receives a kind, respectful response. Thanks for taking the time to read!