Okay, I am so Furious right now! I need feedback on whether or not I should leave this little s*** in the woods somewhere! I have been wanting double-digit kills in a Solo game since I got 16 shortly after the game released. Since then I have struggled to put together a decent high-kill game with six to seven being a spectacular job for me. Tonight though, I have been playing my ass off! Two wins, a few second places, and several top tens. Then this last game I was on a real tear. For the first time ever I found the specialist perk in an orange crate. Never found that before, and was really excited to finally spawn that. I then went want to spree and I am at 6 kills when someone starts hunting me. They closed in on me and just before they do, I spawn the explosive bow and arrow killstreak. I have never found that either! As he runs up the stairs he stuns me and I am sure that he was already planning on how to spend the Bounty money once he got the kill. He didn't expect me to launch that arrow and blow him into a million pieces though. 7 kills, 23 people left, and I'm playing very well! I'm finally going to hit double digits. I'm sure of it! Now, backstory, for some reason a switch in our living room is faulty and when someone flips it it kicks the breaker to this room. I have tried to tape it up, to block it off, and to fix the problem but my little one keeps finding ways to flip that damn switch. Fast forward back to this game, and right after I sent the arrow and kill the man after my head, I replate and loot and do a mini celebration in my head. Double-digit kills here I come! Not!!! This little s*** flipped the damn switch and the lights go off, the TV goes off, and I immediately realized that he just kicked the breaker and ruined my game. Immediately all hopes of a glorious win with 10 kills were doused like a Inferno that has been tackled by the New York fire department. Now I'm debating on whether or not this little s*** has to go!..............

Now for all of those who can't take sarcasm or satire, I am clearly joking and would not take my two-year-old to the woods and leave him. But I would put his ass out on the side of the road for the first f***** to wants to pick him up!