So after eight years, I’m finally leaving retail for good. I have a job opportunity in my perspective field and won’t have to be a slave to retail anymore. I’ve worked for many different stores and managers, some great, some downright horrible. But I want to go out with a bang. I want to do something that really fucks with my management and pisses them off, without the risk of them pressing charges. I have limited it down to several different possibilities I. Play Family Reunion by Blink-182 over the PA system at full volume. (I work at Walmart, and am trying to figure out how to access the overhead PA system. If anyone has any advice on how to do this it is greatly appreciated) II. I drive a power wheels car through my store and throw water balloons at management. (I call this plan “white trash Mario Kart”) III. I incentivise unionising. I know this plan will work because tons of the people I work with in the front end are already pissed off with our supervisors and management. IV. I release stink bombs throughout the store. Possibly in the ventilation system as well. If anyone else has any ideas or suggestions please let me know, as I’d love to hear them!