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What is the craziest thing a customer told/asked you ?
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I want us to have a little laught here, so what is the craziest thing a customer told you or asked you ?
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- Customer asked my sexual orientation in front of everyone at his table. I live in the Bible Belt.
- Customer in front of his table asked if I had lost a lot of weight lately. Went on to emphasize ‘I mean A LOT of weight!’ I hadn’t
- one guy told me he liked the tattoos on my ass while I was fully clothed. I don’t have tattoos on my ass.
- I was very tan/working at the beach and a regular thought I was South American, but I’m only American. He brought his friends in to eat. Looks at me and says ‘Don’t say anything! Y’all guess what she is!’ What the fuck.
- Customers offered to double our daily wages to come out on the boat after our shift. All abound the SS date rape. No thank you.
- I had a very drunken soccer mom at a kids party ask about my manager and yell ‘I would fuck him!’ -Another kids party, woman asked me to put her mimosa into a Togo cup so other moms wouldn’t judge her. Kids got ahold of it, she laughs and says ‘at least it’s not a screwdriver!’
- Bill Muarry was in, (poor guy) went to use the restroom and another customer asks for a picture. Bill says ‘can I take a leak first?’ And the kids like ‘no I’m actually in a hurry’ and Bill stopped and took the picture. That was tough to watch.
- After a major event in the city two of my customers were so drunk I had to chase them down, get their bowling shoes and help them sign their check. (Manager wouldn’t let us cut them off).
- Guy bet $10,000 on a duke game and ordered a gross amount of shots. His friends start bullying me saying ‘you think this is funny, how much money you’re making, and how drunk he is?’ Another customer I wasn’t allowed to cut off.
- Danny McBride was in for a major event. I walked down with one of the owners to meet him. Danny goes ‘who the fuck is this’ and the owner choked out weakly ‘I’m the owner’. One chick that worked with us was all over Danny while her bf watched. She had a mental breakdown after I left, (and I left fast because it was awkward) and like… dug in like a tick under the bar sink. She’s better now.
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