My wife and I are looking to have a threesome. We are pretty open minded but I’ve had some pretty bitter people reaching out so I’m restarting. So I’m going to list out our general requirements.

1.) Don’t be a demanding asshole. We don’t own you a damn thing and it’s a massive turn off

2.) We are only really looking for bi males. No females or straight guys that refuse to do anything with a m.

3.) Be original when you reach out. If you just message with one word messages like yo, hey, or “pics?” Then you will just get lost in the shuffle so don’t bother.

3.) If you’re reaching out I can gather that you’re interested. Don’t reach out and just say “Hey I’m interested”. You’ll be ignored

4.) I tend to get a lot of requests to chat so sometimes I might miss messages. It’s nothing personal so don’t get offended and comment about how I don’t respond to anyone because you didn’t get one. I spend hours responding to people that managed to catch my attention

5.) That being said I might not see comments asking me to reach out right away. If I do end up reaching out then I’m not going to respond to the comment since you’ll have a dm to know I’m willing to chat. So me not commenting back doesn’t mean I’m ignoring people.

6.) Don’t give me vague answers. When I ask what you’re into and you just say pussy. That’s a major turn off. Just tell me at least some of your top things or what you don’t do.

7.) Just to make sure you read all these rules your first message should include asl, stats, and which hand you stroke with

If you’ve made it this far then I know you’re serious. I look forward to chatting and seeing what we can get into together