Just to avoid confusion, I want to make it clear that our cool WKUK news will tentatively be dropping on Wednesday 4/17 (it requires getting the go-ahead from other parties). We are very stoked to be able to talk about this. This isn't even the only thing we are gonna announce soon either! It is going to be a very good year to be a Whitest Kids fan.

You deserve good news because you are so supportive. I fuggin’ love you all.

BUT.

We don’t HAVE to say anything, or tease you. There is no obligation for us to be taking time from our busy lives to communicate, or communicate about communicating! All we actually owe you is to put the movie out. And we will.

We could just do nothing and wait until Wednesday and let __________ say that ______________ and leave it at that, but instead it is fun to tease, and because we know you are all thirsty for info!

And because…

We fucking LOVE you all. I talk to you because I know who has buttered my bread for almost 20 years, and I have heard of other entertainment types who ignore their fans, and I will never understand that. We are EXCITED that things are coming to a head and that we get to say something. So when we finally GET TO SAY SOMETHING SOON, and some folks immediately question the next step (in this case, how they will find out the announced announcement) instead of enjoying this development, it annoys me. Like, people have been thirsty for info, and here it is, but nope I am supposed to give them more right away. It makes me feel like this interaction is not appreciated. Again, I could just fuck off and let you Google this, but I want to give you better than that. So when the immediate reaction to this tidbit is more demands about it, I get frustrated.. Which means Tim-Tim gonna bitch-bitch.

I am not happy about my occasional going off on people, even though they normally deserve it, but put yourself in my shoes. The work that is on its way is not just more "stuff." It is a lot of things. It is our legacy. It is Trevor’s last project. It is proof to my mom that I will look good as a drawing. So I will continue to empathize, but I will not put up with pushy shit. Let’s let this moment breathe. And when we do get to announce the thing this week, let that one breathe too. Because I will probably be hyper-ventilating.

Anyways the announcement is just that I had a really satisfying colonoscopy this weekend sorry