Two weeks after getting three hot friends messy at my birthday party, I’m sitting in my couch, playing some video games. Suddenly, I feel my phone vibrate. It’s a message from Lara, one of the friends at the party. “Hey Jonas! My boyfriend and I have something for you. Can you come over?” it says. I text her back: “I’ll get ready and will be there in 20 minutes!”. This is weird. We text a lot, but she usually doesn’t text me to come over immediately. And they have something for me? Curious. I go into the bathroom to brush my teeth before putting on some clothes and getting on my bike to ride over to Lara. 15 minutes later, I arrive and ring the doorbell.

Lara opens the door, wearing grey jogging shorts and a black sports bra. Seeing her sexy, toned tummy exposed like this is always a pleasure, especially when her shorts are also showing a bit of cameltoe. “Hi Jonas!” she excitedly says as she gives me a hug. “Come on in!”. As I walk into her living room, I say hi to her boyfriend Victor and take a seat. Victor says “So, I heard you got my babe messy at your party.” I nod my head. “Yeah, she seemed weirdly excited to get all dirty and humiliated! But it was a lot of fun.” They both smile at me. Lara grabs Victor’s hand and says “What we wanted to say is this - Victor and I have been together for over a year now. Last week I was talking to him about how messy you got me, and how it made me feel… Surprisingly horny. I was wet the entire time you did it to me.” Victor continues: “Yes. And while I didn’t expect her to be so into it, I have to admit it got me thinking. I’ve always had a degrading kink and liked humiliating Lara in bed. So I got this idea - I want you to show me the ropes.” I look surprised. What does he want now? He wants me to teach him how this kink goes? Can’t Lara just teach him that? It all seems so weird. “You want me to tell you how to mess her?” I ask. Lara giggles. “Actually no. Or at least, not really. You see, Victor’s a bit of a visual learner. I will have my hands tied behind my back, and you will get to mess me while Victor watches. Nothing more than that… But also nothing less”.

I’m always in for some hot girls getting messy. I love the idea of her actively wanting me to do this, despite having a boyfriend. Hell, her boyfriend seems to really like this too. “I’m in! This idea sounds very good to me.” I wink. “What do you have here right now to use?” I ask. Victor replies. “Nothing, actually. You and I are going to do some grocery shopping while Lara prepares the living room for this mess.” We walk to Lara and Victor’s car and go to the nearest grocery store for supplies. First, we get a dozen pie crusts, some pudding, a few cans of whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate sauce. “Victor, what will she be wearing?” “Well, I was thinking the outfit she was wearing at home was perfect. It shows enough skin to be sexy and humiliating while also allowing us to fill it a bit. It also doesn’t show too much. Because keep in mind - you’re getting her messy, you’re not gonna be stripping her or fucking her.” Seeing the pie supplies, I start to fantasize about Lara. These 12 pies alone will be enough to cover that entire hot body of hers. Let alone, all the other messes we’re going to buy… Next, we get 2 cans of liquid dog food, a bottle of ketchup, mayonnaise, some lettuce, a pack of eggs, some tuna and tomatoes. The dog food will be so humiliating for her to eat and feel… And turning her into a human salad will be very hot. Victor walks away for a moment to get some drinks, while I get some more supplies without him knowing. Afterwards, I buy milk, flour, guacamole, and cheese sauce. “I think we have everything”, I say to Victor with a smile on my face. We unload our shopping cart and pay. But what is that I see… is that a small jar of lube? I say nothing of it, thinking Victor didn’t want me to see it.

We arrive back at their home. While we were shopping, Lara moved the couches and table out of the way and covered the floor in plastic foil. We enter the living room to find her sitting in the middle of it in her outfit, with a big smile on her face. “Hey guys! I’m so excited to be Jonas’ messy slut… It will be so disgustingly good” she says. Victor and I go to the kitchen to prepare the pies. 12 pies, consisting of crust, pudding, whipped cream and sometimes a few strawberries. All ready to get smashed in Lara’s face and on her body.

Victor and I walk back into the living room, holding handcuffs. Victor takes a seat to watch it all going down, as I cuff Lara's hands behind her back. She's so sexy… I grab the first big pie. I swipe my finger through it and playfully put some of the cream on her nose. "Are you ready for your big creampie?" I ask her. "Oh I was BORN ready" she excitedly says with a bit of lust in her voice. I quickly smash the pie in her face, with crust, cream and pudding splattering behind her. I let go of it, and watch as the crust slowly falls off her face, revealing a nice thick layer of whipped cream and pudding. It's dripping down into her sports bra. "Fuck that felt good!" says Lara. "Sweetheart, you can taste me if you want!". Victor walks over to her and licks some of the drops on her cleavage. Lara giggles. "My god, you taste delicious!" he says. Victor steps back and grabs another pie, and so do I. This time, the pies have some strawberries on them. We hold them right next to her, on opposite sides of her head. "3… 2… 1…" I count down, after which we sandwich her head between the pies and smear it all into her hair. That blonde hair, all ruined by the mess. Strawberries are squished against her cheeks. "Nicely done Victor, this is how you humiliate your slut" I say. "But I think it's also important you know how to make a good pie. I'll show you". I grab the eggs, milk and flour. Lara closes her eyes and says "oh fuck, this is gonna feel nasty, won't it".

Right after these words left her mouth, I pour the bottle of milk all over her, washing some of the pie off her head. Some of it flows right between her boobs. I can see her nipples poking through her bra, which looks sexy. Next, I start smashing eggs on her head and on her cleavage. All the fluids from her are forming a bit of a bulge in her bra. It's such a messy sight: a hot girl smiling with her hands cuffed behind her back while the white milk and yellow-ish egg are flowing down her face and making her cleavage nicely shiny. "Now for the last ingredients of our sexy slut pie" I say. First, I grab the chocolate sauce and start squirting it all over her, adding a fun layer of sticky brown to this hottie. To finish it off, I grab a bag of flour and empty it all over her, sticking to her already messy face and clothes.

Victor looks in amazement at his very humiliated girlfriend. "I think I understand your kink now… fuck, this is hot" he says as he walks back up to Lara. He gives her a nice kiss on the mouth, and after, I see them whisper something to each other and giggling. Lara says "because you've been very good so far with showing him how to properly pie your girl, I think it's time we show you something too". Victor stands behind her and quickly removes her sports bra. I open my mouth in shock. I never expected to see Lara's tits nude like this. And holy crap, her jugs are just as perky as I imagined. I grab them with my hands and squeeze them a bit. They're medium sized, and have such a perfect tear drop shape. And those small perky nipples… She makes me so horny. I lick her nipples, before continuing with her humiliation.

"Lara, those jugs need to be properly covered as well." I grab two more pies. I smash one against her exposed tummy, splattering some pudding and cream onto those nicely toned abs of hers. And the other pie gets pushed against her right boob, before sliding it over her other boob, covering them both nicely. I let go of the pie to smear some whipped cream all over her boobs with my hands. "I have an idea. You've just had a lot of sweets, so I'll let you choose what we do next: do you want a nice snack, or something more healthy?" I ask. "I'd love something healthy!" she says with a smile.

I grab the tomatoes, lettuce and tuna. I start by squishing tomatoes against her body, letting all the juices out on her skin. The red tomatoes contrast nicely with the white and yellow cream and pudding that's covering most of her body. Next up is the tuna. It smells horrid. "Oh fuck, what are you doing to me…" says Lara, but I can see she is still enjoying it. I place pieces of tuna all over her body, but then I get an idea. With left hand hand, I grab a handful of it, while my other hand pulls her shorts and panties forwards. Lara says "Hey! What are you doing?", not expecting it. Victor looks a little shocked. I reach into her pants with my left hand and smother the tuna against her pussy. I can feel some hair right above it, but not much. "Freshly shaved? You seem to be expecting something" I say with a cheeky voice. "Well, now we can say it definitely smells like fish though!" She tries to hide her smile and says "Oh you have no idea what we've got planned…". I now grab the lettuce and shove some in her mouth to shut her up. "Enjoy the salad" I say. I grab two handfuls of lettuce and throw them all over her. It all sticks so well to her body. It's such a hot mess of pie and a salad.

"Honey, I think it's time to give you some more freedom" says Victor. He removes the handcuffs, and Lara stands up. She slowly slides down her shorts, before turning around and removing her panties as well. There she is, Lara, the hot girl I've known since high school, completely naked. Her juicy butt jiggles around as she shakes it. I suddenly get an idea. "What an absolute smokeshow you are… let's see how well you take commands. I want you to stand on all fours." Lara smiles and says "Anything you wish, master" before standing on all fours. I smash two big pies against her buttcheeks. She lets out a small moan as the pies hit her. Let's see how she handles the next ingredient…

I grab the cans of dog food. I open the first one, and smear some of it on her back, before emptying the rest of it on her head. "Now that you're standing here like a dog, you should also eat like one" I say. I open the second can and grab a handful. She opens her mouth and lets out her tongue, while looking at me in the eyes. I place my hand against her open mouth, making all the dog food on it go in her mouth. "Swallow, slut" I say. Lara gags a few times, but just barely manages to keep it in her mouth a whe slowly swallows it. I get another very dirty idea…

I pull down my own pants and underwear, revealing my cock: 16 cm of hard girthy pleasure for a good girl like Lara. I smear a bit of dog food on it. "Now, Lara, show how obedient you are. I want you to suck me clean." Lara starts licking. She starts at the tip and slowly makes her way down the shaft, before wrapping her hand around my cock and shoving it into her mouth. She gives me an amazing blowjob. "Good girl", says Victor. I see he has also stripped naked now, as he stands behind his girlfriend. I see Lara's eyes roll back as Victor starts fucking her pussy from behind. Lara is now our personal messy fucktoy. I start to moan a bit and reach for the bag next to me.

I first smear some mayo on her face and into her hair, making her nicely white and sticky, to prepare her for what she'll have to swallow. I then squirt ketchup all over her back and butt to add some red lines to that sexy body of hers. She struggles to suck now, as she is getting pounded hard. I end up cumming inside of her and order her to swallow it all. "You dirty fucking slut… you were trained very well by your boyfriend. Now be a good girl and swallow my load". She breathes very fast and moans as she tries to nod yes. She then opens her mouth, showing she did indeed swallow the load. To add to this girl's humiliation, I smear cheese sauce and guacamole on her tits and back. Victor now cums as well, filling that tight pussy with his own cream.

"Now, how did that feel, Lara?" I ask. "It felt so fucking good… I'm such a dirty slut." she still whimpers and shakes a bit, but smiles. She clearly enjoyed this. Victor says "I think we should thank Jonas in the best way possible. How about you let him pound your pussy one more time?" Lara smiles and says "Oh fuck yes… I'd love to take his cock again". I get behind her and shove my hard cock inside of her, fucking her doggystyle. I see victor placing a pie under Lara's head. I think I know what he wants me to do… while Lara is moaning out of the pleasure she's feeling in her pussy, I grab the back of her head and push her right into the pie. The moans are muffled for a moment because of it. Victor laughs at her completely covered face while she's being fucked. Next, he hands me another pie. I place this one on her back, before pushing my own face right into it mid thrust. All of these sensations combined are so arousing. Me fucking my high school crush, her beign so humiliated, my face now being covered in pie… this day can't be topped.

Lara's moans keep getting faster and louder. "Fuck… yes… I'm gonna… cum… daddy…" she shouts. Still banging her pussy, I grab a pie, and so does Victor. Right when Lara screams in pleasure and I feel her pussy tightening around my cock from her cumming, Victor pushes another pie in her face, and at the same time I smash the final pie against her pussy before cumming myself. This was the best sex I've ever had. Lara struggles to stand up, her legs shaking. Her entire body is dripping: the whipped cream, the pudding, the sauces, the dog food, the cum in her pussy, it's all dripping onto the plastic-covered floor. Victor says "one more thing before you leave, Jonas! I think it'd be nice to have a way to always look back at this moment… stand next to Lara now". I go to stand next to the slut, as Victor whips out his phone and takes a picture, before sending it to me. "Thank you so much for inviting me. Getting to do this messy threesome with Lara was a dream come true." I give Lara a little kiss. "You did good, you can mess me again anytime. And hopefully Victor will do so as well" she says, before laughing. As I leave their house and head back home, I can't help but smile. What a wild day this was.