It is a Tuesday in May, nearing the end of the school year. I'm sitting at my spot in the classroom as we all wait for Miss V to enter. Her first name is Hannah, so let's refer to her like that from now on. She's our English teacher. While she is always very serious in class, she always seems very friendly whenever you meet her anywhere else. But lately, Hannah has been acting differently to me. She's been complimenting my grades and whenever we pass each other in the hallway, she makes sure to talk to me. Now I have to admit, while I do appreciate it, there is also… something else. I think she's simply gorgeous. Her blonde hair, her blue eyes, her pretty big breasts, she's an absolute eye candy that makes English class a lot more bearable. And I'd be lying if I said I never jerked off to the thought of her at night.

Miss V finally arrives, being a few minutes late to class. She's looking stunning again. Her hair is tied in a ponytail. Her outfit consists of a striped black and white dress, black boots and tights. "I'm sorry for being late! Traffic was busy again", she says. Something felt off about this. Busy traffic? On 10 AM on a Tuesday morning? Without thinking too much of it, I grab my books to start making the exercises she wrote on the blackboard. While I'm working on them, Hannah walks up to me and stands next to me: "Hello Jonas. I see you're working on the exercises like I asked. Good!" "Yes, I want to get as many of them done as possible so I don't have too much to do at home today." "That's a great mindset to have! Now for what I wanted to say… there's something I need to talk to you about regarding your grades. Can you stay here for a few minutes after class?" "Yes, I can!" "Good, I will talk to you then."

So first she's late for a pretty odd reason, and now this. Something's definitely up today. I continue working on my exercises, but the thoughts keep coming. Did I make a bad test that ended up tanking my grade? Did she lose my test somewhere? Or is it something else entirely? 50 minutes pass and the bell rings. I put my books back in my backpack. "Now before you all leave, I want to remind you that if you haven't finished your exercises yet, make sure to finish everything up to exercise 15 on page 107 at home! Now have a good day", says Hannah to the class. After everyone left the classroom, I walk up to her: "Hey Jonas. What I needed to talk about is that I feel sorry for doubting you in the past. Your grades have improved so much since then, so I feel like it's only fitting to give you something." "Wow, what is it?" "Well… until a few years ago, there was an annual "pie a teacher" fundraiser where you could pay to vote for a teacher to get pied in the face. It was a fun way for students to get back at the teachers who annoyed them for a year. But we haven't organized it for a long time because some of the newer teachers didn't feel comfortable doing it." "Yeah, I've heard something like that, Miss V. But what does that have to do with-" "I want to give you the chance to pie me in the face. I have paper plates and lots of foods to choose from. I'll allow you to make a pie with one of these foods. Only one. And you can just call me Hannah now."

This took me by surprise. Does she know I have a fetish for this kind of stuff? It all feels so weird, but I love the idea. I'm already getting horny at the thought of seeing that cute face covered in cream. "Wow, this is not what I expected to happen when I went to school this morning. But alright, I will do it, it sounds fun! Does anyone know about this?" "Nope! This is all in secret. I made sure to pick a classroom that isn't used for the rest of the day so no one will walk in on it. And I'll close the door just to be sure."

Hannah closes the door and empties her bag. So this is why she was late. She was buying food for me to pick from! We end up moving all tables and chairs to the side of the classroom to make space, and cover the floor in plastic before placing one of the chairs back there. All the food and paper plates are placed on a table next to it. "Okay Jonas, I'll sit on this chair, I'll let you make your pie and then you can smash it in my face when you're ready", says Hannah. But I suddenly get an idea. A way to see more of her. "I'm thinking, won't it be obvious if your dress is suddenly messy? Like, won't other teachers realize something is up if they see food all over your dress?" I ask her. "Oh don't worry about that! I bought two of these dresses. After the pie, I will just change into my other dress", she replies.

Hannah goes to sit on the chair. As I stand at the table, thinking about what I'm going to choose, I shove one hand down my pants to touch myself. The hot milf teacher is sitting here on a chair, about to get pied by me. What a fucking amazing day. I end up putting some pudding on a pie plate, and put a few layers of whipped cream on top of it. The pie is looking pretty big, ready to be mushed all over her head. I grab my pie and move towards Hannah, holding it right in front of her face. "Now close your eyes, and open wide…", I say with a smile on my face. I push the pie right into her face and smear it into her hair. Her face is yellow from the pudding and dripping, with a lot of white spots as well from the whipped cream. Her hair is a thick blob of cream and pudding. It looks so hot. I wipe the mess away from her eyes. "This feels so cold! But at least it's delicious" says Hannah. "Oh I bet it is", I reply.

With her dress being messy too, she takes it off to change into her other dress. Instead of looking away, I stare at her body. Apparently she was wearing black lingerie underneath. It complements her tits very well. Right when she's about to get dressed again, she catches me staring. "What is it? Enjoying the view?" she says in a cheeky voice. "Well, I…" "Jonas, there's no need to be awkward about this. I know what you want. I've seen you staring at my chest so often now. I'll give you what you want… if you let me pie you first". I am shocked. Hannah wants to get naked for me? "But what about my clothing?", I ask. "Just take it off. You're about to see me naked, so it wouldn't be weird for you to get naked too", she replies. I take off my clothes. Only my underwear remains. "Take your boxers off too. I see that bulge. I want to see what's inside", says Hannah. I slowly slide down my boxers to reveal my cock. It's a hard 16 cm long meat stick, all for her. I sit down and say "I'm ready now". Hannah smiles. "What a nice cock… looks like it would feel good inside my pussy". Before I can react, she grabs a chocolate pie and smashes it into my face, smearing it all over my hair. It all feels so wild to me. The chocolate drips down from my face and onto my body.

Hannah pulls down her panties. Her ass is nice and round, her pussy has a landing strip but is otherwise shaven. It's an outie, something I always love with pussy. She then unhook her bra and throws it to the other side of the classroom, revealing her fairly large, juicy tits. I was already horny before, but now I know it for sure: I desire her. I want nothing more than to feel her wet pussy around my hard cock while we passionately kiss. I look at her beautiful naked body with my mouth wide open in amazement. "Wow, Hannah… I knew you were gorgeous but… your beauty blows my mind". She smiles and with a cheeky voice, says "Do you want this beauty to blow something else as well?". I smile back nervously, as she comes over to me.

Hannah bends over and grabs my cock firmly with one hand, fondling my balls with the other. She starts licking the shaft, before licking the tip and eventually putting her lips all over my cock. She moves up and down while using her tongue. I bite my lips and moan. It's the best blowjob I've ever had. But I get an idea. She seemed so fond of the pie in her face before, and there's still so much food left on the table right next to me, just within arms reach. With one hand, I grab the back of her head to push her against me for a bit. But with the other hand, I grab a pack of custard. I open it and pour it over her head. She seems to enjoy it because outside of a short squirm for the cold custard, she keeps sucking me like the good slut she is. My moans are getting louder and louder. She eventually stops, saying "Don't cum yet, Jonas. My pussy still needs to be filled".

Her face, tits and legs are covered and dripping in custard, but I can see her smile at me. She lies down on the plastic-covered floor on her back. "I want you to worship my pussy… I'm all yours", she says. To prepare, I grab some mayonnaise, ketchup, beans and pizza sauce and put it on the floor next to her. I squirt mayonnaise all over her naked body. "Nice and white… I'd say it's a good way to prepare for what you'll get after we fuck", I say to her. I then grab the pizza sauce and pour it down over her face, boobs and legs. I smear it on her thighs before starting to lick them. As I lick her thighs, I slowly make my way towards her beautiful vagina.

I place my lips on her pussy and stick out my tongue. I move it in circles, occasionally flicking her clit. As I perform on her pussy, she grabs my hair and lightly pushes me against her pussy. Then, she grabs a bottle of ketchup and squirts it all over me. With every touch of her clit comes a moan from Hannah. She gets louder and louder. Eventually, I focus almost entirely on her clit. She constantly moans loudly, which turns me on to no end. I stop giving head and move over her body. She's biting her bottom lip while smiling, her eyes look at me, filled with lust. "I want you… I want you inside me… Fuck me the way you secretly always wanted to…" she says with a groan in her voice. I've never seen anyone with such a craving for cock, let alone the otherwise very normal English teacher Miss V. I lean in for a passionate kiss, with the pasta sauce on her face sticking to my face. I then grab her tits and slowly slide my hard cock inside her pussy.

It feels exhilarating. Hannah's eyes roll back when she feels me enter her. Even though she's a single mom and has probably fucked quite a few times before, she still feels tight. And wow, is she wet. She must've been waiting for this for a while now. I start thrusting slowly, letting out a few soft moans as I feel her pussy move around my dick. She's moaning loudly again. I see some marshmallow fluff next to us, so I grab it and put my hands in it before grabbing her right tit with one hand, and her side with the other. The fluff sticks nicely to her body as I smear it all over her. While fucking her, I lean in for another kiss. "Oh fuck Jonas… fuck this feels GOOD", moans Hannah. "Fuck me harder… fuck me… like your life depends on it…." she says. I start getting rougher. My thrusts get harder and faster, and I squeeze her body a bit more with my hands.

After some good fucking, I pull out. Hannah orders me to lie down on my back. "Now it's my turn to be on top…" she says. She grabs my cock and places it under her pussy before starting to fuck me, cowgirl style. I grab her ass with both hands, squeezing her cheeks. Her tits bounce up and down repeatedly, and all the sauces and messes splatter off her with each movement. I put some Nutella on my hands and spank her ass with it while she's riding my dick. She screams a bit as it happens. Her ass is now smeared full of Nutella. As I come close to cumming, she gets off of me and gets on her knees. I end up cumming on Hannah's face and squirt some of it in her mouth, which she swallows like the good slut she is.

Hannah and I take a moment to sit together. We've just had some of the best sex we've ever had and are completely messy, covered from head to toe. "Shit, I'm just now realizing, I can't get clean with just a towel alone. Changing into my dress won't help either… you know what, I have another idea, but it will be very risky. Since everyone should be in class right now, we'll quickly get out of here and run to my car. I'll let you shower and sleep at my place, it wouldn't be the weirdest thing for us anymore anyways" says Hannah. I nod in agreement. But when we open the door of the classroom, we see a bunch of students standing there waiting for us while laughing. They heard all of what just happened, and are holding eggs and flour. As Hannah and I run past, they throw it all at us, giving us our final mess of the day. Some are filming it. "Fucking hell… I could lose my job to this" says Hannah in the car while panicking. We take off to her home.

Upon arriving, we make our way to the bathroom. It's a nice house, and I feel lucky to be allowed to stay here for the night. "Hannah, thank you so much for everything you've done. This was the best day I could've ever asked for. I hope you won't lose your job though…" I say to her. She replies: "It's my pleasure! I've secretly been fantasizing about this for a while so it felt amazing to finally be able to do it with you. And as for my job, I'll just suck the principal off, he'll let me stay. We should do this more often". I nod in agreement as we both enter the shower and wash each other clean, before going to bed. After a goodnight kiss, we fall asleep in each other's arms. What started as a regular day of school and English class from Miss V, ended up with me going to bed with my favorite teacher after a wild sex and mess session. I can't wait to see where this kinky bond we have goes in the future.