Hi everyone, being brutally honest here since there’s no reason not to. Well to start things off, I’m posting here to actively look out for a chance to lose my virginity. My previous posts were disapproved, so I’ll go into far more detail this time, which stands as: Korean male, 28, 5’8, 165 lb, visiting Denver for a conference, conference as in currently graduate student so a bit nerdy (naturally).

For the part I’ve omitted in previous posts as I haven’t really thought it through until now, is that I’ve noticed I’ve grown a lot more introverted over the years and did not actively try to find new relations with people in general (and stick to friends already made). It’s not that I’m inherently shy or can’t address a crowd, but more like I’m tired of figuring out new relationships whether it be friendly or romantic.

The latter has really affected my so called V-card as I haven’t really been able to find any romance the past couple of years, both when I actively tried to or passively waited for the one to arrive. Guess I’ve grown a bit desperate now since it’s a chance for me to use my English skills for something other than academics: finding a right person (to clarify not the, but a).

As you can see, I consider my English to be pretty darn good, especially for someone that has learned it as a second language. Heck, it’s basically become my first language in every aspect of my life except conversing in Korean with Korean people: all UI languages, game settings (oh yeah I play video games, currently on BG3), movie subtitles, you name it: it’s in English. This is why another part of me was desperate to get this post online before time ran out. I know it’s a long shot, but I’d figure any percent is better than 0 by not trying.

There are a few hobbies in my life, I enjoy playing video games as said above, driving around new places (actually going to visit RMNP and Pikes Peak during my short stay here, real excited to see scenery from R2D2 haha), and playing soccer, though my stamina isn’t what is used to be back in the day, unfortunately.

I’ve worked my ass off as a graduate student, and this conference isn’t just a place for me to showcase what I’ve done, but it’s also a place where I can actively pursue some of the things I wanted to cross of my list: driving through beautiful scenery like no other, revisiting the US (where I learned English) some 15 odd years after leaving it, and maybe, just maybe, losing my V-card here.

I know it’s a long shot: the chances of 1) a virgin F in Denver (or surrounding area) 2) seeing this post 3) and have time this week 4) and willing to put up with someone like me? I’d call it the X’s formula (from Drake, not the captain) and realize how far-fetched it is. But, nevertheless, I’ve cast the die, crossed the Rubicon, and shot for the moon, simply because I realize the current challenges I face, understand both strengths and weaknesses I possess, and try to figure out a solution however far-fetched, just may work out in the end.

Overall, thanks for listening to my TED (probably TEDx at best) talk, and I’ll leave this until the day I leave on a flight outbound of Denver. I haven’t proofread the whole article as I would have a paper since why bother right? It’s not like someone’s going to comment on the grammatical errors of this scientifically-worthless piece of data bytes.

Anyhow, if you somehow made it to the end of this article, and want to help a fellow human out, DM me and we’ll talk about how to proceed. And I’ve already had my fair share of scammers, so although you probably will try to get through, I’ll make it my personal goddamn vendetta to waste your godforsaken time for as much as possible.

Adieu, and thank god I brought my laptop, couldn’t have thought of a world where I typed this post with a mobile lol