We’re just a cute couple trying to live our best life in the Blue Ridge, about half way between Luray and Warrenton. We’re committed, happy, and secure in our relationship but have always talked about adding a friend to the bedroom, mostly for her.

She’s a petite, slim, short hair, queer girl with a penchant for rompers that show off her tattoos. She’s often described as “striking” with “a big personality.” And if not for him coming along, probably would lived out her life having a string of girlfriends. He sports a greying beard, currently a bit of a dad bod but getting back to his sprinter’s build, prefers jeans and tee when going out. To be honest, we’re both on the short side—5’ 4” and 5’ 7” respectively.

We operate a small business, keep some livestock, have almost enough dogs, despite lots of practice, no kids, and try to keep up with a few serious hobbies. We’re a bit disconnected from pop culture, nerd culture, and really identify more with the Shenandoah Valley than NOVA. That said, we are left of center in our politics and approach to life. We have strong beliefs, so, please, no conservatives.

We’re looking for a laid back, 420-friendly, bi/pan/queer gal with a naughty side. Ideally you’re between 25-50, under 5’ 10”, HWP, passionate about something, and generally a bright and adventurous person. We value intelligence. but don’t care much about your education or career.

What do we want to do? Hang out, have fun, be friends, and we all think it’s a good idea, get naked, and have fun. Vanilla fun is awesome, but we both have a penchant for training and bending wills—she’s into reward-based behavior, he’s from a teaching-heavy, hands-on field. Rope, impact, D/s, and some light sadism are pretty routine for us. We’re open to your kinks, too! Of course, we believe in sane play, safe words, a serious discussion of soft and hard limits, and lots and lots of communication.

Interested or curious? Drop us an orange envelope, not a chat. Tell us a little about yourself. Make the subject your favorite movie, so we know you know how to follow instructions. Take care!