Before you contact us, we want to set realistic expectations - this will give you all the info you need.

We are only interested in bisexual men… this is a non-negotiable. This means that if you are not bi, then we are not interested. No, a pic of your dick will not change our mind.

• The male half runs this account and handles almost all of the communication. We get a LOT of messages, especially right after we make new posts, and we are busy people who aren’t sitting on Reddit all day, however, he does his best to get back to everyone. We appreciate hearing from you, though, and don't hold it against anyone for shooting their shot!
• We are real, we are doing this for sexual fun.
  
• If you are looking for someone available same day, same week, hell, same month even - we are not the couple for you. We actually want to get to know you through talking and potentially meeting outside the bedroom without any pressure or expectations. If we establish a good connection and things progress, great. Patience can definitely pay off with us.

All that said, here's our standing personals ad for single guys:

44 / 49 [MF4M] RVA Looking for bi guys who want more than just a quick lay.

We are a long-term couple that also has a life, full-time jobs, and all the scheduling complications that go along with that. We are at a stage in our lives where we are trying to expand our social circle, and sometimes, when the mood strikes us, we like to have the option to call up a guy that we've gotten to know and have him come over (or maybe host) with little notice. We'd reciprocate the desire when his need arises if the timing works out.

If this sounds interesting and can say yes to our boundaries below, then hit us up.

• Be close to RVA - close means able to hang out without having to drive over an hour.
• Be patient and understand that we can't and won't always pre-plan this and almost never pre-plan anything physical...our lives are busy enough that we don't know if we'll be in the mood any given night until we know. This could happen next weekend, a few months from now, but we are happy to verify that we are real.
• Be willing to verify yourself in some way.
• Be willing to chat in a different medium than Reddit.
• Be willing to provide negative STD results if we play bare. We are tested regularly.
• Be interested in playing with both of us - we aren’t looking for something one-sided. You should love his cock as much as I do and my vagina as much as he does..
• This is not a bull/cuck situation; we are not into humiliation or degradation.
• Be willing to send a message of substance and not just a “hey”… if you have a blank profile and don’t include some sort of pic in your first message, we are not likely to reply.
• You don’t have to be single - but no drama.
• We expect privacy, and we can assure the same. What happens in our bedroom will stay in our bedroom.
• Be willing to play within our rules; no mouth to mouth kissing, no cumming inside (if we go bare based on the above requirement) as a rule, always. Until we are comfortable, ask permission/consent and be respectful, listen to our directions as we prefer to lead.

If you've messaged us before and we haven't responded but you do fit all the requirements, feel free to hit us up again!