Alright, ladies of the DMV, let’s not overcomplicate things. I’m your friendly neighborhood 23-year-old with a well-curated collection of dad jokes, a dad bod that’s perfect for cozy cuddles, and a personality that’s about 75% sarcasm, 25% “did he really just say that?” (Yes, yes I did).
Here’s the deal: I’m looking for someone who’s as down-to-earth as they are up for an adventure. Maybe we hit up a dive bar and see who can come up with the worst karaoke performance of all time, or we grab some coffee and I proceed to judge your taste in TV shows while pretending I don’t secretly love every trashy reality show ever made. (Pro tip: Just say The Office or Parks and Rec if you want to win points.)
What’s on offer? A one-way ticket to Good Vibes City, with pit stops at “Respectful Listening” and “Compliments You Didn’t Know You Needed” Station. I’ll bring the humor, decent cooking skills (emphasis on ‘decent’), and a strong commitment to keeping things drama-free and fun.
If you’re up for trading sarcastic banter, going on a little adventure, and maybe turning up the heat if we vibe, let’s chat. Bonus points if you have a pet I can befriend (hey, I’m trying to grow my cuddle buddy squad). Requirements? Good hygiene, a solid sense of humor, and the willingness to laugh at my bad puns.
Let’s keep it light, local, and see if we can turn some laughs into something a bit more memorable. So, what’s your guilty pleasure show, and how many tries do you need to land a good selfie? Let’s chat and maybe make DMV a bit more interesting.
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