Hello there!

You: Galactic Senator in the streets, Nightsister in the sheets.

Me: Ethically non-monogamous married man. By day I am a very witty yet mild-mannered DC professional. You’d never clock my kinky side. I love reading, drawing, cooking, and tinkering with electronics. I love touch, but dislike being touched without permission. I work out to enjoy pizza. For the height supremacists out there, I'm ~5' 7" (172 cm) but I'm always growing as a person 😉😏. Not looking for a third/unicorn.

Reasons why I make a compelling boner donor:

1. My core relationship values include (1) effective, compassionate, and honest communication as well as (2) creative curiosity about my partner's experiences.

2. If you are into creative brainiacs, I skipped a grade and later won a Britney Spears lip sync competition. I also have a great memory for things my partner likes, prefers, and enjoys.

3. I am vasectomied and ready for our post-Roe America Thunderdome. I tend towards acts of service and co-creating a safe environment for us both.

4. I'm up to date on my shots and have recent (all negative) STI tests. This includes negatives both strains of HSV. Not a judgment on others, just a fact about me.

What I'm Looking For:

• Fun & Friendship First: Most of our time will be vertical. Let’s exchange books, memes, news, and more.
• Kinky Dynamics: I lean into release denial and praise rather than pain. If you identify as a snowbunny, tell me about your favorite authors in the African diaspora.
• Consistency over Novelty: Seeking an enduring connection beyond the initial thrill.

Non-Negotiables:

• No tobacco users.
• Emotional availability required; let's match energies and intentions.
• Physical availability required; ~30 minutes of the beltway, max.
• No one into conservative heteronormative values.
• Daily flossing required.

Curiosity piqued? If so, tell me about yourself and what caught your interest. Let’s see if our banter sparkles. If it does, let's meet for a beverage. Pics or a virtual vibe check can be arranged beforehand. Keep things civilized until parties discuss parameters 😏😉