So recently I've noticed a influx of drug busts of cruise ships. I'm not a perso n to ask as we only cruised one time and successful made it through under radar. Thus I will post for my fellow party people. And thrill seekers.

1 : DO NOT VIDEO,PHOTOGRAPH,BLOG about your stupid ass life decisions" yes its stupid we all know it."

2 Don't use every YouTube and tiktok way to bring stuff with you the company watches and uses same fucking service to know what to look for. Think about it. Public VIDEO!!!!!!!!

3 keep it small simple and basic. Don't pack a store or month supply for a 2day vacation.

4 you have to be stoic. Cold. Dead. Emotionless. Walking throught security like any other day. Like you don't have anything to hide.(I had 40lbs of sex toys in my bag) walked threw like it was socks and underwear.

5: if caught don't deny or fight it. Be the adult your worthless ass choice got you in own it and accept it. 100% you might get a spanking. You fight deny or be stupid and arrogant pos. You'll be charged. And should be. You choice make it.

6 No long phone or charger cords they will search you. To verify it is not an extention cord. Just take my word for it.

Now as for how we brought our inventory with use on a 5 day cruise. Myself person A refused to carry since I could go without and drinking was much fun and definitely not a drag or downer. However person B wanted for sea sickness and help sleeping. So the following was brought, from Colorado obviously a legal state. 4g concentration with all labels removed with dremel and distributed in 2 locations. 1st in females essentials carry on bag. 2nd was in bathroom bag carry on. Right next to poo-pery poop spray. Once we landed in Miami we purchased 2g concentration, and a decident chocolate infused bar. 4 rides per bar. I'd assume 4g but dose not specifically say. Obviously!!!!! The bar and pen we purchased were carried in a SEE THROUGHT NEON ORAGE MESH bag with snacks wine and other stuff we didn't have since we flew. As we boarded and walked the security person B had bag tell they scanned it and walked threw with no fucking problem. BUT GOD FORBID PERSON A with nothing was pulled and my bag searched due to my 10ft phone charger. Person B was almost having a melt down thinking we've been caught. Once through the lines the last of security was very observant and very much looking for any unwelcome items. We made it on board unpacked and carried the whole time our personal pens. Once dead we charged them with my sex toys. And yes we shared with many sailors and made lots of friends had no problems and left with nothing. So carry at your own risk. Be simple respect the rules and good luck.