A large part of my job is teaching people about vermicomposting, and while at an event yesterday the lady at the booth next to me said I should learn more worm jokes.

I think this was solid advice, so I’m looking to you, fellow worm enthusiasts, to help me expand my repertoire!

Please, no jokes about animals often confused with/mislabeled as worms, e.g. inchworms, maggots, glow worms, etc.

Here’s a few dumb ones I’ve come up with so far:

How do worms give their kids “The Talk”? They just clitellum.

How does a worm eat when its mouth hurts? It just has to suck it up.

Why can a council of worms never agree on a resolution? Because they have no “Ayes”!

What do you call the offspring of a dragon and a worm? A sqwyrmling.