Took an edible around 12 and went to sleep. My son woke me up an hour ago. I realized I was high, but worked through it. I was able to do snacks and drink, having to wash the specific spidey cup, for milk. Get him into bed, then pick a book because he wants a story.. My dumbass pulls out Cat in the Hat. I was hardly able to read a few pages. While feeling cotton mouth and my voice started to sound different. Got him back to bed, and I have munchies bad.

Update: To clear some things up, I’m a woman, not a man. My son was in bed at 9:30pm I took an edible and slept at midnight (12am). Then he woke me up at 5:30am. It was an edible not hard drugs or alcohol. I waited until my child was sleeping. My son was still taken care of in a safe and normal way, just slightly slower. Worst mom of the year 🏆