You know one of the worst parts about being an unpaid, unrepresented, celebrity patron is you don't have the resources to defend yourself against the people who are willing to hack your devices, to wiretap your devices to listen in, to hack you cameras to watch, to even bug your property to steal your name, image, and likeness and intellectual property and reappropriate it as their own for their personal gain.

And it's even more daunting when some of those people who commit such crimes could be the major broadcasting networks of the nation and other resourceful international institutions that have such reach as to make you feel as a complete and utter prisoner of war.

And the funny part begins when the people who push out as those who are here to help you and make you safe are another group of these people who hack your devices to take your stuff and use it to improve their products.

I'm nauseated by the unchecked greed, and I wish you nothing but sickness and poor health. May a plague consume your spoils.

Sincerely,

Me, the indebtee