Okay someone tell me why most beloved mother would do something to inconvenient? Earlier in the night she complained about her couch smelling and that it was likely the pets. Cool and fine. She verbalized how she wanted the couch shampooed the same night that the pets were bathed. Again fine and cool. We agreed to do it tomorrow night so I can have all the necessary cleaning products to keep my dearest mother happy.

I leave to give a friend a ride an hour away and she calls.” I couldn’t wait any longer so I shampooed the couch and I can’t keep the animals off….”

We had a whole arrangement and you violated that with the haste of a comic book speedster….now I gotta rush back to bathe animals at 12 in the morning knowing I have to be up by 4 to get to work on time…. I have never been so annoyed with my mother in my life….