I woke up this morning to the dogs barking, so naturally I was like "oh, dang, who's here?". I peek out the window expecting the mailman or something, instead see two little (huge actually, but as far as cows go, little) cows chilling out in the driveway and eating the flowers.

Hello, cows

My mom called the police but they never showed up, so, uh... I guess I have two cows now???

But forreal I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do in this situation. Anyone have any ideas? They're sort of wandering through the woods rn and I can't let the dogs outside because they just immediately start trying to fight eachother through the fence. :s

They're really cute. I think they're still babies. I have no clue where they might have come from, nobody in the area has cows. I patted this one.

I have no idea if any of this is coherent. I got like 2 hours of sleep last night. This is all sort of surreal but I thought you guys might like to see the coos. My chickens are so terrified of them.