THE AUDIO

Hoodie theft is a serious concern. 😱

Seriously, have you ever gone to put on your favorite hoodies, only to realize that they've mysteriously vanished. And then your partner comes strolling in, wearing it, and saying "by the way, WE are running out of hoodies?" So shameless. 🙃

At that point, you have to ask yourself: what can you do about it? Do you try to take your hoodies back? Do you buy more hoodies and hope that they're not shamelessly stolen before your eyes? Or do you punish this hoodie thief with cunnilingus and multiple orgasms to deter them from ever stealing your hoodies again?

Clearly that last one is the best choice. 😎

(NOTE: This was recorded before I had my current recording setup, so the audio quality is a little funky compared to what I have now. Hopefully it doesn't detract too much from your enjoyment of the audio. 🥺)

TIME STAMPS

Ever wanted to skip the dorky intros and jump ahead to the sexy stuff? Well, you can't, because this entire audio is all dorky stuff Here are time stamps for some of the scenes. :D

• 00:00 - A typical Tinkly intro. Also, if you take a shot every time you hear the word "hoodies," you'll be buzzed in no time. 🥃 ^{I'm sorry}

• 02:10 - Some cuddly and wholesome kissing. You might wonder "wait, how did we go from 'where are my hoodies' to 'we should smooch?'" The answer is that writing good, logically coherent dialogue is hard. ._. ^{soooo haaaard}

• 03:00 - Breast worship scene, or "it's cold today, so I'll unzip the front of your hoodie and warm up your boobies with my hands and mouth." This is top-tier dialogue. Super smooth.

• 05:15 - Where did my hoodies go? The path to uncovering the truth requires me to... kiss up your thighs. Now you'll reveal all your secrets for sure.

• 06:30 - "I'll orally pleasure you... but only after you confess to stealing my hoodies! >;D" This is basically every sexy interrogation audio ever. No one expects the Tinkly Kinkquisition!

• 07:50 - Cunnilingussssssssss... if you wanted to "skip ahead to the sexy parts," this is probably what you're looking for. 👅

• 10:25 - Cunnilingus, round TWO. Because the best way to punish someone who's been stealing your hoodies is to... eat them out to a second orgasm after they're sensitive from cumming? This is an excellent punishment that will surely prevent them from stealing your hoodies ever again. Yes. In the words of Pokémon games everywhere, it's super effective.

• 16:22 - After being thoroughly... punished, it's time to kiss and make up and do the rumpy-pumpy have wholesome penetrative sex. It's totally wholesome, really.

• 20:30 - Creampie, followed by post-orgasmic cuddles. \o/

I hope you'll enjoy the audio. 😎