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Uh. You must be thinking of some other friend. Because you know that I wouldn't let you be alone right now. Or you should, anyway.
Wait. So because your girlfriend, who just dumped you in the most fucking tasteless way would have have told you to man up and deal with it, I have to leave you alone with your shitty thoughts? No.
You heard me. No.
First of all, I never approved of your decision to go exclusive with her. She was a bougie brat who didn't really want to be involved with you beyond what you could do for her.
Yes, I had veto power but was not consulted. That's in the Best Friend Constitution. I feel that my rights were ignored in your haste to get laid.
Oh yeah I want to jump all over that cock. Not tonight. I know I can be a little bossy.
Again with the inappropriate laughter. Look. I just want to suck your cock. I want to fucking swallow your cum, ok? I want to make you feel really good and then fall asleep with you and hold you if you gotta cry and make you breakfast. You know. Girlfriend shit.
Let's go to the bedroom. Come on, not like I don't know the way.
Go ahead and take off your clothes and lie down.
It's not a request.
This is a fantasy by adults, for adults, and about adults.
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