Hey friends I’m an old man and not gods gift to women but I have learned a few things in the past 37 years. If you are inquiring about playing with, getting with, hooking up, slapping naughties, getting down or whatever you call it with a couple or single female.

Don’t: Send unsolicited pics of your junk. Use words that might seem offensive like Cunt. Assume she’s a slut (he probably is🤣) Assume she likes being called a whore, slut, cumdump, etc. Assume because they shared a photo of any type that they are looking for a hookup. Start your conversation at the let’s fuck, or I want to fuck, crude spot. Share your obvious thirst. Ask for pics before they even show any interest in you. Demand anything!! Let your inner jock, asshole, dominant, dickhead personality show in the first 3 messages. Offer servile flattery Offer 3 word introductions Ask what do you need to know? (Their interpretation is that you are too lazy to tell your story) Assume drugs, smoking, drinking, 420, etc. is ok. Assume unsafe sex is ok, ask and clarify their position on the matter.

Do: Be gentle. Be genuine. Be honest. Be forthcoming. Take time to think through your introduction. Take time to write a clever and forthcoming introduction that’s not crude or sexually explicit. Think about what she would want to know before dropping her panties to another male, answer them thoroughly. Think about what the male would want to hear before allowing her to play with you or what he would want to know before playing with you and her, answer them thoroughly, Wait until the conversation turns sexual before you turn it sexual. Wait to send pics until you know that they are looking. Wait until they ask for R rated pics. Create real genuine dialogue. Tell plenty about yourself. Be creative, humorous, and intelligent. Come across sane! Be patient when they are slow to respond, people have lives.

I’d love to hear from other ladies and couples about their do and don’t items.