I'm looking for grad schools so just read this for fun🤡

Harvard: It's the school's loss to reject me, I'm doing better somewhere else, WHEREVER I WANT, cheers lol

PRINCETON: We (undergraduates) are above Harvard.

Yale: We are on par with Harvard and Princeton as HYP. Our law school is the best in the world. How dare!

UChicago: If I choose Harvard and go there and study as much as I do now, i'm sure I will get Straight As and will outnumber some naive legacy kids there.

Columbia: I didn't choose HYP because I wanted to live in NYC.

Stanford: I didn't choose HYP because of the weather and campus. I don't like Eastern US people

Cambridge: Few politicians are our alumni than the other one (Oxford) but we have more good politicians are our alumni than them.

Oxford: My admission results are on par with the other one (Cambridge).

Duke: We're the most fancy one among American universities. I didn't go to Harvard because I didnt want to travel to the north.

MIT: Even I'm a liberal arts major, I didn't choose HYP because of engineering.

UPenn: I'm in the same level with dartmouth, not Low-ivy.

Caltech: I didn't go to MIT because of the weather.

Brown: UPenn, whose acceptance rate is two-digits as a Dartmouth class, is Low-ivy. Therefore, I'm now a Mid-Ivy.

UC Berkeley: Even though HYP rejected me, but I rejected Stanford, Columbia because of their tuition, and I didn't go Low-ivy because they're not on my level. How dare!

Cornell: All Ivy Leagues end up being treated equally!

UCLA: I didnt go to UC Berkeley because of the weather.

Carnegie Mellon: Our engineering is in the same level with Stanford, MIT, Caltech.

JOHNS HOPKINS: All majors will be able to go to medical school once we graduate.

U Michigan: We're on par with Berkeley

NYU: Employment within New York City is far more favorable than other schools. although UPenn will have an advantage in getting a job in Philadelphia, Georgetown will have an advantage in DC, and Boston College will have an advantage in getting a job in Boston.

Georgia Tech: I couldn't go to Emory because I could be good but I didn't have money.

UIUC: All departments are as prestigious as engineering and CS.

Mcgill: We have more policitian alumni and our academic environment is harsher than U of Toronto.

UofT: We're in the most academically harsh university in the whole North American continent