So, I had to break out of my shell and I went partying last night. Fun! We had a great time, great conversation. Sun rose and still had enjoyment. This afternoon I go down to the hole in the wall liquor store. Keep that buzz going. As I drove away I made a wrong turn. Decided to turn around in this apartment complex. At the corner of my eye, I swear I saw your car. Maybe you were going inside, not sure. Slammed on the brakes. I'm thinking, "nahhhh no way". I didn't see the license plate, but it was like I felt you. Ironic, isn't it? Here I am going out to get my mind off things and I was literally within walking distance and eye's view of you. I was an hr and 15 min away from home. Wtf are you doing in Enfield?

Crazy, huh?

Now, let's skip to insane.

Remember a while ago you offered one of your friends to help me out with a situation? You told me she would contact me then call. Remember when I said she sounded a lot like you?

Well, I received 3 other anonymous callers throughout this year. Guess what??? Sounded like you too! I knew something was up.

So, this number your "friend" called from, I checked it out.

Well, it wasn't your friend and neither was it a female.

Who could that be? * gasp *

That was your other bf's cell number. He's probably no longer your bf bc you go through guys quicker than a cholera patient goes through toilet paper.

Hmmmm May 20th he became your bf?...that would mean you cheated on yet another guy.

You really hit the jackpot this time....

You'll use his kindness as a means of keeping you centered bc you remain remarkably codependent. House by the lake and tickets into the social pipeline. You'll reap ALL the benefits. Eventually you'll realize the truth that you can't and won't work on yourself. You'll destroy him and resent him for trying. Overlap the next guy with your victim card.

But serious, you called me from your bf's number and tried to mask your voice by using an overdramatic customer service voice.

FOR WHAT??

Do you have any idea how depraved and psychotic that is?

Btw, I already spoke to your friend. She sounds nothing like that.

WOW