Dear Future Partner,

Heyy you, I'm glad you're reading another letter of mine, sorry there's so many, I just think of you, a lot, is that weird? It's most likely weird but I am weird so it's fine right? The weirdness cancels each other out, or does it double down and be extra weird? I dunno, maybe it comes off as creepy? Or stalkerish? But at the same time if I don't know who I'm thinking about and just have an image of my perfect partner, is it still the same? So many questions, none of which I originally wanted to ask lol, sorry I'm rambling, if you've seen my posts you know this to be true. *Why am I slightly nervous writing this?*

Anyway.... I always have this sort of dream of how we first connect and it makes me smile, it gives me hope that we'll find each other one day.

I dream of the day when I answer a question in AskRedditAfterDark, comment somewhere or post something, whether it be my bad food pictures, my good food pictures, my hand pics or something I have yet to post, ooh it could be my badly written erotic stories, I doubt it though haha. But I always sort of hope that you see me somewhere, are intrigued by the strange cucumber man that seems to be everywhere, you click on my profile and like what you see and send me a message or something saying "You've found me, I'm your Formal Cucumber" and the rest would be history.

Obviously coming back to reality the chances of this are already slim haha, you may not even be on Reddit making the chances impossible, I like impossible though, when you put your mind to something impossible is just a stepping stone in life.

Wherever you are, whoever you are, whatever you do, I'm thinking of you, you are my dream, my perfect partner and I look forward to coming into contact with you whenever that may be.

I love you, I always have and I always will.

Yours

Your Informal Cucumber X