Dear Future Partner,

It's me again, thinking of you as always, with the amount of times I post about you I look desperate (I'm not, I'm just really looking forward to meeting you!, yeah that's a good deflection)

I recently answered a question on AskRedditAfterDark. It was "Who do you think is the hottest woman in the world" I answered "My future partner. Always on your side babe, wherever you are" I thought that was a good response because I believe it to be true (even though we haven't met)

Someone commented "I do not like that she's currently getting railed by some other guy", I replied to it along the lines of it's your current life so you're doing what you love.

Which is true, in my pervy mind I have hope that one day when we meet you'll love teasing me about your past and telling me the dirty details while we do our own dirty deeds. The fact you're out there somewhere with another guy turns me on even though it shouldn't, you know me though, I'm that kinda guy.

As always my love, I love you, I miss you and I look forward to meeting you.

Yours

Your Informal Cucumber x