Introducing Senatress Baroness Fluffy the Barking Mad of the Least Lovely Province of the Northeast Wastelands (also known as Grundeswald, prior to complete annexation by Loveshack in retaliation to their threats against NDZ).

Ever since Baroness Fluffy was picked up from the Haven dog pound, and after scribbling in some amendments to grant so-called "lesser species" official personhood in Loveshack (and thus positions and titles also), the Baroness has kept me warm and in good company during those darker, colder winter nights.

Her watery, slightly lazy eyes have always provided the best of counsel to me, and there's not one war I've declared which wasn't blessed by her encouragingly asthmatic pant. I probably wouldn't have invaded the Orion Embassy to Mount Augusta if it wasn't for her choking on a piece of Orionite chicken bone.

As such, it is my pleasure to formally announce Baroness Fluffy as the second Loveshackian Senator to the United Provinces of the Plus Plus.

Lots of Love and Kisses,

Prince Toastedspikes I of the Principality of Loveshack

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