Considering our very important and politically dominating presence in the , we the People and Crown of the Principality of Loveshack, would like to apply to join the United Provinces to establish and cement great diplomatic relations with our close and far neighbours in our part of the world.

Political system - Anarcho-queerist monarchy. We got a Prince (that's me) who decides most things, and few Barons to help along, and a bunch of Knights to wag fingers, and sometimes rear ends. We're all a big happy family, really.

Economic system - Loveliness Economy. Goods and Services are traded internally by exchanging acts of kindness in a sort of informal scratch-my-back-I'll-scratch-yours way. Flowers are often used as a currency, though.

Location - Second on the left coming out of the Augusta CIC Station towards central Augusta. Can't miss it really.

Size - About 12 people with citizenship status, 4 with permanent residences. Most of these live also in bordering Mount Augusta. Bar one or two, all active. That's if you don't exclude the disputed territories, of course.

Building style - Quite a lot of pink. Glitter on the highway. Portraits of kittens. Portraits of the Prince. Flowers. That sort of thing.

Date established/revived - Founded November 2013, independence recognised by Mount Augusta on June 21st 2014.

What you can contribute - The Principality of Loveshack has a very meagre treasury, and hardly enough space or resources at the moment to export a substantial amount of produce. Economically we cannot be of much use to the United Provinces.

Our military, although having fought against Orion for months, also taking part in the Battle of Cuba and the ongoing defence of Senntisten, isn't exactly up to par with the rest of the world. We do have Big Bouncin' Betty, though

However, we have an old, rich and ridiculously fabulous culture and personality! Where else could you find such friendly, welcoming and humble people? We got the fashion, the p'zazz, the flair, the bling, the sway, the groove, the cool, and baby we got your back when it comes to our nationally loved activities! We love to party, indulge, entertain and make you feel welcome. Most of all, we love to love!

This is why we're hard at work building up our tourism sector, cos if there's one thing we can sell, it's ourselves! Bars, spas, beauty salons, parks, camping sites, scenery, serenity, a bombastic fantastic elastic nightlife, we're aiming to make Loveshack the place to get down! So why wouldn't any funloving Danzilonan, Blackcrownian, Latvian, Eclipsian, Churchillian, Pellan or Wanderer want to spend a well-deserved long weekend relaxing and partying it up in Loveshack?

We've already got our tourism slogan: The Loveshack is a little old place where we can get together!

Oh, and why not have us in the United Provinces for our diplomatic prowess? Our hospitality has grown to influence our diplomacy, so naturally we love strangers. We have ties with Mount Augusta (we're friends, with quite a lot of benefits!), The Commonwealth, LSIF, East Ridge, Goodsprings, New Detroit, Senntisten, Fellowship, and Clockville. Some of them have their embassies here, and we've got some embassies over there, too! We like to talk with people over a nice hot cuppa and some cheesecake, what else do you need for diplomacy anyway? Make your guest feel at home, and you're sure to make friends.

Did I mention every United Provinces Senator gets a free full facial and martini at our Beauty Spa and Lounge?

Some snapshots of our proud nation! (They're a bit old, though. Should make more pretty photos, especially if we're going to have to make postcards and tourist guides.

I hope the lovely Senators and amazing people of the United Provinces will accept us into this fantastic organisation!

Lots of Love and Kisses,

Eternal Autocrat and Prince of Loveshack, Toastedspikes I the Fantastically Flamboyant, Irritatingly Irrelevant, Powerfully Pink, Glamorously Glittery, Terrifically Tight, Fabulously Flaming and Awesomely Alliterative