The Principality of Loveshack would like to apply for membership (or at least Protectorate Status) in the United Provinces of the Plus Plus.

The Principality of Loveshack is a sovereign micronation in the , bordering on only one other nation (Mount Augusta), presided over by myself, Prince Toastedspikes I the Eternally Fabulous and Exceptionally Tight. We consider ourselves an anarcho-queer monarchy, and our economy uses the extremely successful and proven Love Standard, where everything is traded with acts of loveliness. We declared independence from Mount Augusta three months ago or so, followed by a short war with the neighbouring Mount Augustan French District (who, after being bombarded with endless relatively harmless insults against francophones, surrendered unconditionally).

Our population is anywhere between 1 and 100, depending on whom you ask. If you ask a true, patriotic and ethnic Loveshackian, the answer will most likely be 100, considering the ongoing war between Loveshack and Orion, where the Principality has laid claim on the entirety of the former Orionite territories. This is backed up by the Royal Loveshackian Armed Forces, who currently occupy and protect the independent nation of Clockville with bimonthly bake sales and brightly coloured pennants.

If you ask a tyrannical Orionite or some bloke wearing a beret, they'd probably say our population is 1, which is silly, considering Prince Toastedspikes I often talks in third person signifying the presence of at least one other personality.

The Loveshackians hope to supply the good people of U3P with regular shipments of freshly cut flower bouquets, hugs, kisses, and copious amounts of locally brewed artisan alcoholic beverages, in return for a vague feeling of relevance due to sort-of belonging to a regional organisation.

Love and Kisses, Hope to Hear from you Soon,

His Royal Eternal Homosexual Majesty, Prince Toastedspikes I the Very Pink and Exceptionally Fabulous, Forever Ruling, Supreme Commander of the Royal Loveshackian Alarmed Farces, Enjoyer of Moderately Long Strolls in The Countryside, Loving Father, PhD.

P.S. Really really really hope Loveshack gets to be at least a Protectorate. That'd be so rad.